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Curb Your Enthusiasm · Season 4, Episode 5

Larry and Dalilah the Hygienist in “The 5 Wood”

[Larry calls his dental hygienist after she left him a message to call her]

Larry

Get together? You and me? Really?

DHDalilah the Hygienist

Am I being too forward? Because...[whispering] when you were at the office, you gave me the tongue sign.

Larry

Tongue sign? Pshh...I...I was just really trying to get cotton out my mouth. [laughs]

Larry

So I don't get it, why me?

DHDalilah the Hygienist

I don't know, you remind me of my college history teacher.

Larry

Was he an avuncular, bald Jew?

[After being interrupted]

Larry

Hello?

DHDalilah the Hygienist

So...where were we?

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