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Curb Your Enthusiasm · Season 4, Episode 5

Dalilah the Hygienist and Larry in “The 5 Wood”

DHDalilah the Hygienist

Hello?

Hey Dalilah, it's Larry David

DHDalilah the Hygienist

[in a soft voice] Hi, Larry...

Hmm, sorry, but...I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight.

DHDalilah the Hygienist

[disappointed] Why not...?

A dog bit my penis.

[Dalilah hangs up on him]

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Larry“Get together? You and me? Really?” Larry“She calls me just out of the blue....” Larry“My 5-wood’s in there.” Larry“The dog bit my penis!”

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