Debbie, before you make a complete ass of yourself, do me a favor: take a look right here.
S6 E11Second Chances
[to Sam Baker) So somebody broke into your apartment, took the key, borrowed your car, committed a homicide, dumped the car, and then put the key back. I mean, does that sound like anything a sane person would believe?
Manning fights his way back from the streets and seems to have a great life ahead of him.
So, how does he end up in that alley right back where she found him?
JMJames Manning
You're wasting your time worrying about me, lady. I'm a lost cause.
There's no such thing. You just need to get off the street, get sober, and start taking care of yourself.
JMJames Manning
No, this life beat the care out of me a long time ago.
That's the victim, but who's the other guy?
They're both James Manning. The moment I saw him, I knew there was something familiar about him. And then when I saw that scar on his hand... I ran him through CARS for past collars and came up with this booking photo.
It's hard to believe they're the same person.
Put some meat on his bones and a shave and he looks like a completely different guy.
It's never a good thing when you look better in the autopsy photo than you do when you're alive.
JRJoe Ross
I wasn't in no alley and I didn't torch nobody, man.
Your DNA was on a cigarette butt that ignited the fire.
JRJoe Ross
I ain't capable of that kind of violence.
Robbery. Burglary. Assault. You got a resume for that kind of violence.
This is a step up for you.
S6 E12Criminal Justice
JJudge
What you're telling me pertains to evidence that you and your investigators collected and analyzed.
I'm well aware of that.
JJudge
And this could not have waited until after the defendant was remanded?
With all due respect, your honour... would you prefer to make rulings without prior knowledge of all the facts?
JJudge
If what you just told me goes on record, Antonio Reyes could walk out onto the street, free to do more harm. Are you prepared to live with the potential consequences of that? Are you, detective?
I am truly sorry for having to do what I did today.
RMrs. Reynolds
And now Antonio Reyes is going to go right back out onto the street, where he can do more harm. Where he can murder somebody else's child.
I promise you, I will do everything in my power not to let that happen.
RMrs. Reynolds
Really? Like what?
There are things I can do, steps that I can take.
RMrs. Reynolds
Are any of those steps as good as having him back behind bars where he belongs?
(enters the locker room to see Danny with a back support under his shirts) What is that?
Nothing. Just precautionary. My back's been acting up. Probably just pulled something.
When?
A few weeks ago, when Flack and I were chasing Hollis Eckhart.
You know, Danny? Maybe you came back to work too soon.
And what are our other options, Linds? I take any more sick days, they'll force a medical leave on me.
Well, look on the bright side. You'd get to spend more time with Lucy. You are her favourite.
(swallows a pill) It'll be fine (leans forward and kisses the corner of her mouth) Don't worry about it.
What are some of the most common motives you've seen in your 15 years as D.A., Mr. Hansen?
DHD.A. Hansen
Motives for what?
Murder.
DHD.A. Hansen
I'm not sure I know where this is going.
Just answer the question.
DHD.A. Hansen
Money, drugs. Erm...
And jealousy. The kind of jealousy that builds into a rage that leads to murder.
(answering her phone) Lindsay Messer.
Hey babe, it's me.
Are you still at the acupuncture studio?
Yeah, no, I'm still here and, erm, I think somebody just lifted my wallet.
Are you sure you had it with you?
(getting anxious) No, no, I'm sure it was in here. They got everything... I mean, M-my-my-my wallet, my-my cards, my money, even my grandfather's dog tags. My badge.
Can you talk to the owner? Maybe he saw something.
They got my badge, Lindsay, what am I going to do?
All right, look, we'll find it, Danny, okay? Don't beat yourself up. Just come back here, we'll figure something out.
D.A or not, no one commits a perfect crime.
S6 E13Flag on the Play
Last week, my dog tags were stolen, obviously. My wallet and my badge.
What? Where did this happen?
My back's been bothering me, so I go to this acupuncture joint. I come out of the treatment, go back to my locker. Everything's gone, except my clothes.
Did you report your shield stolen?
No. I mean, I don't want to make a big deal about it... yet.
It's a big deal.
I know.
Now some nut job's running around the city with your shield. Damn it!
SCScott Coleman
(whistfully about Kristen Melvoy) After we moved here, she...started dieting, got hair extensions, fixed her teeth, wanted her breasts enlarged. When she got into that lingerie-football league, she thought that was her ticket to fame and fortune. Next thing you know, that girl from Seattle was ancient history. So was our engagement.
(looking around the store) This is certainly a step up from the place my Uncle Teddie used to pawn his cufflinks when he needed a drink.
(lauhgs a bit) Yeah. Bars and pawnshops recession-proof.
Guess so.
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