Not a very precise way of targeting people. Unless the vics were poisoned at random.
What kind of killer doesn't want to know who his victims are?
S5 E2Page Turner
Prussian blue?
Yeah. It's his second dose. It speeds up the removal of thallium from the body, but he's too sick to swallow it, so they had to insert a feeding tube.
Is it working?
Only time will tell.
JPJoel Paulson
…conditions such as these in a public facility are indefensible and reprehensible. That's why I'm filing a wrongful death lawsuit against the City of New York and the New York City Library, both complicit in the radiation deaths of the my clients, (holds up pictures of Liza Carpenter and Dante Gunther) Liza Carpenter, Dante Gunther…
Those are our two victims, Mac.
JPJoel Paulson
(holds up a picture of Molly Paulson) …and Molly Paulson.
Who's Molly Paulson?
JPJoel Paulson
She was my wife for 11 years. I still can't believe she's gone.
When did she pass away?
JPJoel Paulson
Two months ago.
Why do you think she was poisoned by radiation?
JPJoel Paulson
She was a librarian at the New York City Library.
Well, Mr. Paulson, the main branch of the library is expansive. The odds of Molly coming in contact with one book in the Special Collections section? Because that is where she worked, you know.
JPJoel Paulson
For the last five years.
May I ask, what were you told was her cause of death?
JPJoel Paulson
Our family doctor said lupus is what killed her. And all I can say is, the minute I saw the news and heard about the-the rash and the hair loss, I knew it had to be thallium poisoning.
Even if the symptoms are also consistent with lupus?
JPJoel Paulson
She was in remission a week before she died. It all happened so fast, but now it all makes sense. You know, Molly and I used to took an art class on the weekends together. I painted that picture of her.
But if thallium jet kill your wife, that means it was murder, and the only way I can confirm that is to have her body exhumed.
JPJoel Paulson
You do what you have to do. But mark my words; somebody's gonna pay.
Mr. Paulson, I'm sorry for your loss.
Listen up, Larry! I'm a little pissed off over having to wear this outfit! If you don't open this door I'm gonna huff and puff and nuke your little house down!
S5 E3Turbulence
Homeland Security is talking to all the women passengers again. Let me ask you this, if one of them had sex with our vic, why kill a man over this?
Some black widow spiders are known for eating the male after they mate.
Well at least they go out with a smile on their face.
(about the pet leopard) Big house cat.
You could say she puts this club on the map.
Not really into cats myself.
Lemme guess, you're more K-9?
You're smarter than you look.
(sneezes as he and Danny enters a club) Either I'm allergic to half naked women, or there's a cat in here.
[pointing out a different scantily clad lady walking through the club with a leopard on a leash] There's a cat in here.
(after finding his gun missing) I tried to help that fool and this is what he does.
No good deed goes unpunished.
What about the waste tank? The weapon could have been flushed.
Uh... oh, you want me to process the toilets?
You asked for more field work, Adam. [Pats Adam on the shoulder] Get to it.
Uh... oh... I hate poop.
I also found traces of condom lubricant and spermicide on his hand. Your vic may have joined the mile-high club before ending up in my not so exclusive one. Of course, he could have had sex just prior to boarding, but that's not very exciting.
S5 E4Sex, Lies, and Silicone
(as Flack is pushing a life sized silicone doll on a package cart down the sidewalk)
Wow. Okay. How weird was that? There's no way that one of these could replace a real woman!
Oh I don't know, Linds. They're not bad looking. Think of all the money your guy could save on dinner.
(suddenly upset) A doll?! I mean, I could understand if you dumped me for a real woman but a piece of plastic?! What does she have that I don't have, huh?
(to sidewalk-cafe customers) Forgive my wife. She's not well. (to Lindsay as the walk) Imma get you for that, Monroe. Big-time.
For every NYPD salary we no longer pay, we can hire three new civilians. You do the math, detective. The phrase is: bottom line. Three people for one.
If lab security is vulnerable, every piece of evidence we process can be called into question. What's the bottom line on that?
I understand your frustration. I get orders from the top, just like you. I don't have to like them, I just have to make them happen.
(childishly) Where's your girlfriend, Trev?
TJTrevor Jones
What girlfriend?
The rubber one.
(feigning offense) Danny! Silicone.
Oh yeah, right. Silicone.
S5 E5The Cost of Living
(during a flashback)
SSutton
I saw the magazine articles on those ruins in Peru. Brilliant discovery, a career maker. It was me, I got you there. I sold you my life, I sold you my reputation, I sold you my career, I sold you my existence!
HHenson
(pushes Sutton to the wall) No! It was my hard work that got me there. You gave up on your life, and I took it, and turned it into something you couldn't. I don't owe you anything.
Looks like James Sutton fashioned himself a real Indiana Jones.
Until someone made this his last crusade.
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