EZDr. Evan Zao
You know what they say: It's a dirty job but...
S2 E3Zoo York
The rookie's gotta do it.
Do you have a cause of death?
Nope, but I can tell you it wasn't alcohol poisoning, your debutante's BAC was zero.
Debutante?
EEvan
I didn't find any lines on her fingers to indicate she was wearing engagement or wedding rings, plus age, the dress, time of year, equals debutante season.
Don't tell me. You were an escort?
EEvan
I attended a debutante ball. [pause] I was waiting tables.
[at they enter the walk-in freezer] That's a lot of hamburger.
Back home, people keep this much meat in their basements.
[seeing the Venetti's] What do they want?
To let us know the clock is ticking.
S2 E4Corporate Warriors
Don't quote me on this, Lindsay, but sometimes -- [lifts the head of the vic off the body] -- not everything's connected.
So, we're looking for a combination of Spiderman and Minnesota Fats.
I think the Italians got it right. Live to eat, not eat to live.
That's what I'm talking about.
How do you leave a kid alone?
Mom had to work.
Kids don't even need to look for trouble to find it.
[turning the teapot around] It's an insult to point the spout at your guest.
[about their victim] His name is Jared Stanton. He lives at 73rd Street and Park Avenue.
You can just say "73rd and Park." New Yorkers know what you mean.
Who uses snack food to start a fire in an apartment?
S2 E5Dancing With the Fishes
[Lindsay walks into Mac's office with a bottle of hydrogen sulfide on a tray]
Hydrogen sulfide?
I borrowed it from the trace lab. Stuff stinks. That rotten egg smell. It's absolutely awful.
Yes, I'm aware of that. Why is it in my office?
For science
I don't believe that for a second.
VVincent
That's 'cause you're a cop.
No. It's because people lie.
Death by swordfish. Man, I love being in the field.
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