Do you think Danny calls me Montana because I'm a 49ers fan?
He calls you that because he's got a crush on you.
S2 E22Stealing Home
(Mac and Hawkes enter the Jeffries' apartment.)
Welcome to the house of trinogamy.
Wow, I gotta admit this was not what I expected.
I'll bite. What were you expecting?
I dunno...lava lamps, weird tapestry, a robo-spanker, maybe a couple of big--
(cuts him off) All right, all right. I'm sorry I asked.
(all looking at the victim wearing a glitzy costume)
Mac, are you seeing this?
Yeah, a mermaid. Why not?
No throwing this one back.
This one's a keeper.
[to Hawkes] You ever have a threesome? It's not as glorious as you might imagine. It's complicated in dealing with different personalities and hey, sometimes you're just not in the mood, if you know what I mean. It's hard enough explaining that to one woman, let alone two.
[interrupting] Sid.
[continuing] And then there's...
Sid.
[motions the body]
Anything else?
Oh. Just some trace on Don Juan's right fingers. I'll send a sample to the lab.
Okay.
[Goes to leave]
There were these two vivacious young ladies - course I was much younger than I am now...
Sid, I gotta go. I gotta go
[after the victim's widow sees his dead body]
I hate that part. It's like being back at the morgue again.
W1woman 1
(walks to the crime scene and sees the victim)That's my husband! That's my husband!
W2woman 2
(walks to the crime scene few minutes later)That's my husband! That's my husband!
The only thing I did find was unique scarring and callouses on both of her hands. They appear old, difficult to tell where she got them.
Rawhide braiding.
I'm sorry.
Weaving together untanned hides to make reins for horses, lassos. to herd cattle (Shows Sid her hands with the same callouses) The friction and the pressure of the leather cuts you up pretty good, my dad taught me when I was ten. (Sees Sid's facial expression) Do you think Danny calls me Montana because I'm a 49ers fan?
He calls you that because he's got a crush on you.
While your little girl's blowing out candles, you're in the other room cheating on your wife?
PWPaul White
Not one of my better moments I agree.
S2 E23Heroes
[Giving a toast to Aiden Burn who was killed while working as a private investigator]
To Aiden.
(as they are processing a vehicle)
Danny talks about her a lot. Aiden. They were close. I wish I could have met her.
(smiling) You would have liked her.
(very upset,charging in) Mac, is this him, the scumbag that killed Aiden?!
Danny, get out of here.
Just let me talk to him. Aww. I will get him to crack, I promise you that.
How?! By tuning him up? Stella's got the case, she knows what to do!
This is Aiden! She's one of our own, Mac!
That's why we can't make any mistakes. We do this one by the book, understand?
(getting calm) All right, I just wanted to help.
I know. Me too.
Unfortunately, low-lifes know it's Fleet Week also. Servicemen are easy targets because they're easy to spot.
A uniform isn't a bullseye, it's a badge of honor.
Once a Marine, always a Marine.
And if you've attacked one of us, you've attacked us all.
That woman burned beyond recognition in your car, was a DETECTIVE!
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