CSI: NY · Season 1
Give me your hands.
What's the magic word?
Hands!
I wonder how much damage I could do in the two seconds it would take that guard to get in here.
Palms up!
I believe I asked you a question.
And I'm tellin' you to step back!
Why don't you make...
[Aiden tasers him]
Any idea what they used to hit her?
There's granular particulate matter in her wound. At first I thought it was dirt, but then I took it under the autopsy scope: feldspar, quartz, and a pinch of mica.
Granite.
Yeah.
So, the murder weapon was a rock.
And judging from the head wound, I would be looking for a rock with a V-shaped edge.
[sarcastically] Oh, well that's good to know. Narrows down my search.
[To Hawkes] You are the man of many talents.
You know, there was this time I wanted to be a sculptor. [Mac looks suprised]
Don't hang yourself, Danny.
You want to know what this feels like? It feels like I'm already being hung.
[Danny had a chase scene with Tony who climbed a fence and Danny jumped up and caught him]
If there's one thing I hate more than running, it's leaping. You're not my favorite person today.
Why haven't you taken your wedding ring off?
Because, uh, I don't know. I don't want to.
How does a potential shortstop become a crime-scene investigator?
That's real easy. Get into a fight, break your wrist, and then graduate from the police academy, top of my class.
Dangerous, Danny Messer.
Very dangerous.
A Boston fan in the Bronx? Very brave.
He's stupid. Very stupid. Boston's tough. New York better get it together.
When the Towers fell and Claire died, it was the clearest definition of what is unjust and unfair in this world, and I was powerless to do anything about it.
[hands Stella a spleen from a victim] Oh, I've got something else.
Don't make me hold something again!
[examining the woman who was hit by a car]
No clothes, no shoes, no handbag, just lace.
If this is the new look for spring, you can count me out.
[Stella is speaking in Greek]
Pou eisai esi vre file? Skeftesei kat kai ksero pou thelis na me to pis.
And in English?
What the hell's buggin' ya Mac?
Sounds so much better in Greek.
[Smiles] Yeah, most things do.
[Stella's pager goes off]
Dispatch, I have the feeling it's going to be a very busy day. Want to switch jobs?
Oh, yeah, sure. You'll be cutting off that guy's right arm and left leg.
I'm leaving now. Thank you.
[to Stella] That's what I like about you; you always get the details right.
Make any headway with the D.A. finding out who's handling our C.I.?
Textbook example of an departmental turf battle -- Steve Collins might as well be handled by E.T., as far as I can find out.
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