RDRandy Davis
(After a customer has just tried a guitar) If I hear 'Sweet Home Alabama' one more time, I swear, I'm gonna sell this place.
You have a problem with Alabama?
She's from the South.
S8 E2Keep It Real
Is this the gun you used for the murder? You know what I'd call this? Proof.
RDRandy Davis
I didn't pull the trigger. It was an accident.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? You may want to invest in some nail polish remover before you get where you're going.
I would like you to meet Alex, my new roommate...
AAlex
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
(To Tyler) You didn't tell me she was a very attractive girl (To Alex) He didn't say you were unattractive... he just didn't say you were a girl.
(About his new roommate) You found her picture on the Internet, didn't you?
No.
Or one of your police databases.
It's not like I intentionally went and looked her up. I just happened to stumble across some stuff...
S8 E3Cavallino Rampante
I always tell my kids that the only reason evil exists is so that good can triumph over it.
If it didn't, we'd be out of a job.
S8 E4Officer Involved
Whenever you take a life, no matter how justified, it messes with you.
No more Sergeant Messer. Just a... plain old detective.
Does that mean I don't have to salute you in the morning anymore?
I still need you to do that.
You feel all right?
I mean, it wasn't easy giving up the stripes, you know.
It's the right move, Danny.
This is where I belong.
Wow. I can, uh... return to normal duty.
You're not relieved.
Of... I mean, of course I am. I am. But I can't stop thinking, Mac, how I treated these cops like they were my family, and they didn't think twice about throwing me to the wolves. I've been doing this job way too long (Sighs) I got to work with people I can trust.
Can't believe this, Mac. You know, I figured I could be a good boss, to guide these cops, help them avoid the mistakes I made.
The last time you dealt with Internal Affairs, I called you into my office. You remember?
(Sighs) Yeah, I remember. They decided not to investigate me on the shooting in the subway, thanks to you. You brought me into your office, you ripped me a new one for my recklessness... which I deserved.
You're not the same cop as then. You've grown. You're an excellent boss, Danny. If you were my sergeant, I'd follow you anywhere, and that's what I intend to tell Adler when he walks in here.
It's hard to pull a weapon on someone, right? Squeeze that trigger?
I'm sorry. If you're a reporter, I got nothing to say.
You know what else is hard? Sharing a squad car with somebody every day and stabbing him in the back when he had yours.
Who are you?
I'm Lindsay Messer.
I can't talk to you.
No, it can't be easy actually facing me.
No, I'm telling you that we can't speak.
I mean, you know what you're doing affects my family, but it's much easier when we're out of sight.
I'm not supposed to have any interaction...
Like saying you're in a relationship with my husband.
Hey, that's not true!
I know it's not true.
I don't even know why they're suggesting that.
So you're only comfortable with some of the lies?
I'm not lying.
So Danny told you to say that Pete Miller was holding the gun?
Not in so many words.
How many words does it take?
He suggested...It... it was how he put things.
What things?
I don't have to explain myself to you.
No, you don't. You know why? I get this. This is self-preservation, plain and simple.
Think about this, Lauren. If the roles were reversed and Danny was in your shoes, you really think that he'd be looking out for number one?
None of this was my choice. From the moment that I pulled that trigger, it was all out of my hands. I always wanted to tell the truth.
So look me in the eyes, Lauren. Right now. It's just the two of us. Tell me that Danny Messer told you to lie.
I just found out they're putting Danny on modified assignment.
It's part of procedure, Lindsay. It doesn't mean anything.
But there's going to be a hearing, and maybe even criminal charges. This is like a natural disaster, Mac. You see it coming, and you can't do anything to stop it.
Yeah, I know it feels like that now, but there's a long road to go before anything's decided here.
Danny's career is on the line, and I don't even know why. He didn't do anything wrong.
I know.
RJRay James
Pete and I grew up together. He always had my back.
Blah, blah, blah. What were you doing at that bar?
You weren't shot this morning. You were shot two nights ago. After your involvement in a brawl outside Rattigans. A cop was shot at that night.
You can talk to us now, or we can have you transferred to the medical ward at Rikers. Where I guarantee you the nurses are not as cute.
RJRay James
On my way to the subway this morning, out of nowhere, someone shoots me. Must have been a stray.
Didn't call 911?
RJRay James
I only live a couple blocks away.
So what, you hopped here?
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