CSI: NY quotes
0 total quotes[Mac who previously made fun of Stella for her use of the word gooey, uses it himself]
Mac: Some sort of 'gooey' residue on the top of the piece of paper.
Stella: [smirks] Great choice of words.
Mac: Some sort of 'gooey' residue on the top of the piece of paper.
Stella: [smirks] Great choice of words.
[Marty & Danny talk about Time of Death]
Marty: Let's get a more precise TOD.
Danny: You're not serious.
Marty: There's gotta be a bathroom there, right?
Danny: Yeah.
Marty: Then be a good Boy Scout and go find a thermometer.
[Danny goes to the bathroom]
Danny: It's your lucky day, Doc.
Marty: Nice. Now plant it in the end zone, and put some points on the board.
[Danny doesn't say anything]
Marty: Messer? Is it in?
Danny: Gimme a sec. Rigor's setting in.
Marty: Welcome to my world.
Marty: Let's get a more precise TOD.
Danny: You're not serious.
Marty: There's gotta be a bathroom there, right?
Danny: Yeah.
Marty: Then be a good Boy Scout and go find a thermometer.
[Danny goes to the bathroom]
Danny: It's your lucky day, Doc.
Marty: Nice. Now plant it in the end zone, and put some points on the board.
[Danny doesn't say anything]
Marty: Messer? Is it in?
Danny: Gimme a sec. Rigor's setting in.
Marty: Welcome to my world.
[On their way to the crime scene.]
Lindsay Monroe: It's quite a shindig.
Don Flack: Sunday block parties. Springtime in New York City.
Lindsay: Right in the middle of the street, huh?
Flack: Where do they have them in Montana?
Lindsay: Wyoming.
Lindsay Monroe: It's quite a shindig.
Don Flack: Sunday block parties. Springtime in New York City.
Lindsay: Right in the middle of the street, huh?
Flack: Where do they have them in Montana?
Lindsay: Wyoming.
[Paul Streyzewski is saying how he kissed the vic]
Flack: Now, how does that thought process work? 'There's the mother of my child on the ground dead. I should probably call 9-1-1 but let me get a little action first.'
Flack: Now, how does that thought process work? 'There's the mother of my child on the ground dead. I should probably call 9-1-1 but let me get a little action first.'
[Sid is talking about necrophilia.]
Sheldon Hawkes: You're going to that creepy place again, Sid.
Sheldon Hawkes: You're going to that creepy place again, Sid.
[sitting with their comatose victim in the hospital]
Mac: I used to sit like this with my wife. Her name was Claire. She died, on 9/11. Nobody saw it coming. I was cleaning out the closet the other day and I found this beach ball. And I remembered it was my wife who blew it up. I never told anybody this, but I got rid of everything that reminded me of Claire; too painful. The one thing I couldn't throw away . . . was that beach ball. Her breath is still in there.
Mac: I used to sit like this with my wife. Her name was Claire. She died, on 9/11. Nobody saw it coming. I was cleaning out the closet the other day and I found this beach ball. And I remembered it was my wife who blew it up. I never told anybody this, but I got rid of everything that reminded me of Claire; too painful. The one thing I couldn't throw away . . . was that beach ball. Her breath is still in there.
[Stella and Flack just leave a loud altercation with Jordan, her father, and their lawyer]
Flack: When I'm the cooler head, you know you blew it.
Stella: I blew it? What about Buffy the friend-slayer over there?
Flack: When I'm the cooler head, you know you blew it.
Stella: I blew it? What about Buffy the friend-slayer over there?
[Stella and Mac stare at the flattened victim]
Stella Bonasera: I'm going to call Hawkes.
Mac Taylor: Tell him to bring a spatula.
Stella Bonasera: I'm going to call Hawkes.
Mac Taylor: Tell him to bring a spatula.
[Stella has just won a bet that she and Mac made on the outcome of the dog show]
Mac Taylor: You're going to make me pay?
Stella: Yeah, I'm going to make you pay.
Mac: I thought you were kidding.
Stella: Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
Mac Taylor: You're going to make me pay?
Stella: Yeah, I'm going to make you pay.
Mac: I thought you were kidding.
Stella: Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
[Stella sees a Derek Jeter bobblehead on the dashboard of an SUV she and Mac are processing]
Stella Bonasera: Who is that on the dashboard? Mickey Mantle?
Mac Taylor: Looks kind of like Derek Jeter.
Stella Bonasera: Derek Jeter from the Yankees, right?
Mac Taylor: Yeah.
Stella Bonasera: Didn't they get beat by Boston or something?
Mac Taylor: We were up three to zero and then we got swept. But we're trying to forget that.
Stella Bonasera: I'm not much into baseball, but A-Rod's kind of hot.
Stella Bonasera: Who is that on the dashboard? Mickey Mantle?
Mac Taylor: Looks kind of like Derek Jeter.
Stella Bonasera: Derek Jeter from the Yankees, right?
Mac Taylor: Yeah.
Stella Bonasera: Didn't they get beat by Boston or something?
Mac Taylor: We were up three to zero and then we got swept. But we're trying to forget that.
Stella Bonasera: I'm not much into baseball, but A-Rod's kind of hot.
[Stella talks to wife of man obsessed with amputating his leg]
Stella: You'll have to make arrangements with the ME's office for his body.
Wife: He didn't want his body when he was alive. I certainly don't want it now that he's dead.
Stella: You'll have to make arrangements with the ME's office for his body.
Wife: He didn't want his body when he was alive. I certainly don't want it now that he's dead.
[Stella's waiting in autopsy, and Sid wheels out the body]
Sid: Uh, sorry for the delay. QT and I were busy necking.
Stella: Come again?
Sid: Necking.
[Stella looks confused]
Sid: Looking at his neck.
Stella: Oh.
Sid: You don't think I'd kiss a corpse, do you?
Stella: Oh, no, no.
Sid: That's disgusting.
Stella: I agree.
Sid: As long as we've got that straight.
Stella: So, Sid,...cause of death?
Sid: Uh, sorry for the delay. QT and I were busy necking.
Stella: Come again?
Sid: Necking.
[Stella looks confused]
Sid: Looking at his neck.
Stella: Oh.
Sid: You don't think I'd kiss a corpse, do you?
Stella: Oh, no, no.
Sid: That's disgusting.
Stella: I agree.
Sid: As long as we've got that straight.
Stella: So, Sid,...cause of death?
[Talking about Flack taking Mac home]
Mac Taylor: Will you be giving me milk and cookies and singing a lullaby?
Don Flack: Lullaby thing's a bit weird...but milk and cookies can happen. [Grins]
[Mac grins back]
Don Flack: Let's go.
Mac Taylor: Will you be giving me milk and cookies and singing a lullaby?
Don Flack: Lullaby thing's a bit weird...but milk and cookies can happen. [Grins]
[Mac grins back]
Don Flack: Let's go.
[Talking about the shark tooth]
Mac: This tooth came right from the shark's mouth. So, the person who owned it caught the fish or knew the person who did.
Lindsay: That could be in Australia for all we know.
Adam: Hmm. My friend Grateloupia turuturu would beg to differ.
Mac: Brown algae?
Mac: This tooth came right from the shark's mouth. So, the person who owned it caught the fish or knew the person who did.
Lindsay: That could be in Australia for all we know.
Adam: Hmm. My friend Grateloupia turuturu would beg to differ.
Mac: Brown algae?
[They arrive at a Japanese restaurant known for serving food on half-naked women]
Stella: Now that can't be sanitary.
Danny: Who cares if it's sanitary? I wanna see the menu.
Stella: Now that can't be sanitary.
Danny: Who cares if it's sanitary? I wanna see the menu.