Sheldon Hawkes quotes from CSI: NY

Danny

Our buddy Frankie... he never met a piece of paper he didn't like.

Hawkes

I guess they didn't teach organization at Quantico, huh?

Mac

This isn't just sloppiness. It's obsession.

Hawkes

What kept it burning for so long?

Sid

I'd offer the wick effect.

Hawkes

Right. Where clothing acts like the wick of a candle turned inside-out.

Sid

Feeding the flames a continuous supply of fuel in the form of melting human fat. It's particularly effective.

Hawkes

And particularly disgusting.

Boom!

Hawkes

These what I think they are?

Danny

Yeah, serial killer trading cards. Who needs Mickey Mantle when you have Ted Bundy, right?

Hawkes

Your Web site says that you offer soil samples from Lambert Jones' backyard, where he supposedly buried his victims.

As a matter of fact, we do, and for an extra five bucks, I will gift wrap the Lambert dirt for you.

Hawkes

Lambert dirt.

Need I remind you, it is not illegal to sell dirt.

Danny

No, it's just immoral and kind of despicable, not for nothing.

Jo

Ok, I hope y'all are taking notes. First of all I could not stop thinking about these two pieces of violet flavored gum, because I couldn't wrap my head about how the wound up in Jimmy Fillbrook's mouth, and on Greg Barbera's satchel. So I went back to the schedule from the courier service that Greg worked for, and it turns out that his first pick up of the day was across from a little dinner in Chelsea, right around the corner from the Cragston Hotel.

Mac

Who did he pick up from?

Jo

Jimmy Fillbrook. And guess what the dinner has in a little dish next to the cash register.

Lindsay

Violet gum.

Jo

Bingo. But there was something else that kept bugging me. Because Greg Barbera was a bike messenger, right? So why did he run from Scott Perfitto? Where on earth was his bike? So I went back and looked at the NYPD footage one more time. Look what I spotted at about 100 yards ahead of both of them.

Danny

Guy on a bike.

Jo

Yes, but not just any bike. It matches the exact description supplied to us by the courier service that Greg worked for. And look whats hanging from the handle bars.

A chain saw. Could've been used to cut down the fallen tree outside of Scott Perfitto's apartment, right?

Mac

Greg probably locked up his bike.

Lindsay

Greg's bike was stolen so he had to run from Perfitto on foot.

Hawkes

Which caused him to fall down the steps.

Jo

and due to Greg's untimely death he wasn't able to deliver this.

Mac

Doug Kramer. That's the name of the building and safety official who was supposed to accept the bribe from Jimmy Fillbrook.

Jo

For fifteen grand.

But since he didn't get it, he ruled to condemn the Cragston Hotel at the B&S meeting.

Jo

Yes, which we all know drove our supper, Toby Delafont, to our murderous rage.

Danny

He attacked Fillbrook in the park, leaving him for dead.

Lindsay

Right. And then Fillbrook wondered further into the woods, right into the path of Nicholas Bristow's arrow.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard but it actually makes sense.

Mac

One crime leads to another.

Hawkes

And another.

Danny

And another.

Lindsay

And another.

Jo

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is known as the Ripple Effect.

Jo

I think your cake's done.

Danny

(As Hawkes examines a glove) It's looking like you got a few good prints there.

Hawkes

Let's hope it's the icing on the case.

Danny

(Scoffs) Really?

Lindsay

Oh, that's pathetic.

Jo

Eh, I kind of liked it.

Hawkes

Where'd Brooks take her?

Danny

Now, more importantly, how long does she have to live?

Looks like he took a pretty stiff shot to the nose as well.

Hawkes

Yeah. Could've left him unconscious long enough for bleed out.

Well, from the look of things, I'm guessing that didn't take too long.

What the hell was this guy doing with pictures of a dead girl in his backpack?

Hawkes

Maybe his death has something to do with hers.

Mac

Either way, it looks like one homicide may have just become two.

Adam

You ever run away from home?

Hawkes

No. You?

Adam

Few times. Yeah. I even, uh... I even ran away to be with this girl once. Yeah. Uh, except she, um... she only lived across town, and, uh, these two other guys showed up. Yeah. Ugh. It was crowded.

Mac

She was killed with a rock.

Hawkes

Specifically, Manhattan schist. Which doesn't help us, 'cause the city's full of it.

Hawkes

Petechial hemorrhaging. C.O.D.'s most likely asphyxiation.

You needed an exam for that? She was hung up by a rope.

Jo

We're not sure the rope killed her.

Hawkes

Hey, never get Lucy a cell phone.

Danny

She's only five, Doc.

Hawkes

I mean, never ever. I went through Ellen White's cell. There were 500 texts from this week alone.

Danny

Wow. Anything out of the ordinary?

Hawkes

No, just a lot of IMHOs and FTWs.

Adam

Messer, you got to do me a favor and tell your wife to back off, okay? 'Cause I didn't do it. Okay, and I don't like being accused of things I didn't do when I didn't do it because I didn't do it, okay?

Danny

That make any sense to you?

Hawkes

Yeah, he didn't do it.