Stella Bonasera quotes from CSI: NY

QT Jammer. Most notorious trader in Manhattan. This guy was a Rambo. Half a billion in assets, trades commodities for a living. You think betting the NFL's tough, try betting on pork bellies, coffee, or grain. How do you bet on grain?

Stella

Look, what I don't spend I put in the bank.

Sid

Uh, sorry for the delay. QT and I were busy necking.

Stella

Come again?

Sid

Necking.

Sid

Looking at his neck.

Stella

Oh.

Sid

You don't think I'd kiss a corpse, do you?

Stella

Oh, no, no.

Sid

That's disgusting.

Stella

I agree.

Sid

As long as we've got that straight.

Stella

So, Sid,...cause of death?

QT Jammer's dead.

What'd he do? Jump out a window?

Stella

Now why would you say that?

It's a tragedy to all of us, Mrs Chandler, but the market goes on, by sunrise we'll be open for business and I'd be honored to make you a killing.

Stella

And I'd be honored to bust you for a killing.

Stella

As C-Exchange demands that all its brokers get printed when they get their Series 7 license....

Hawkes

What it didn't say was whether you take chloroform with your coffee.

QT Jammer. The most notorious trader in Manhattan. This guy was a Rambo. Half a billion in assets, trades commodities for a living. You think betting the NFL's tough, tried betting on pork bellies, coffee, or grain. How do you bet on grain?

Stella

Listen, what I don't spend, I put in a bank. What makes a hotshot like this jump out his window? Bad day in the market?

Hurricane Katrina, terrorism, nuclear threat in North Korea, bird viruses. Commodities is a risky business. Anything at anytime can make the market tank.

Stella

Okay, I wanna box all his computers, take them back to the lab. Find out what kind of day he was really having.

[entering the lab, listing off] I've slept with a lot of women. Some wild, some crazy, some both.

Stella

[confused] 'Scuse me?

Carlo's words. Not mine.

Stella

[understanding] Ah.

'Shoulda swung by the hospital to meet this guy. He's a piece of work. He calls himself the new American playboy. Lives, drinks, and breathes women. Again his words. With that in mind, as far as jealous exes go, lot of 'em.

Stella

Looks like Carlo's emerged as our primary target.

Five minutes into the interview, I wanted to kill him.

Danny

[bringing in some of the exotic cuisine] Who's going first?

Stella

You gotta be kidding.

Pass!

Hawkes

Uh-uh.

Lindsay

It's just protein. [takes a bite of fried tarantula and everyone looks on]

Mac

[smiling and holding out hand to Danny] Told you she'd do it.

Danny

[handing five dollars to Mac] All right, all right, here you go.

Mac

Okay! Pizza in my office. [Everyone but Lindsay and Danny leaves]

Lindsay

You bet Mac I wouldn't do it?

Danny

Yeah, what was I thinking? Never bet against a country girl.

Lindsay

[eating more] You know, actually it's not that bad.

Stella Bonasera

Know this guy?

Nope.

Stella

Try to imagine him alive.

Stella Bonasera

You know this guy Eliott?

Nope.

Stella

Imagine him alive.

Stella Bonasera

When you were a little kid, did you ever tie a towel around your neck, pretend to be a superhero. A little Mac-man?

Mac Taylor

Seargent Rock. You couldn't get me out of fatigues when I was a kid.

Stella

Hey, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's-

Matthew Palmer.

Hawkes

Hey, guys! The stains on the money in Clark's drawer came back as Phenylene diamine, Naptha, Timemethylbenzene and a variety of coloured dyes.

Mac

Consistent with shoe polish.

Stella

You are good!

Mac

Me and Black-49 dye go way back. In the Marines, your shoes had to shine as brightly as your brass.

Adam Ross

That glass that Dr. Hawkes pulled from our John Doe... it tested positive for Krypton.

Det. Mac Taylor

Krypton?

Adam Ross

Kryptonite was Superman's only weakness.

Det. Stella Bonasera

Well, that explains everything.

Stella Bonasera

La Perla underwear. These babies sell for 350 dollars.

Danny Messer

I get my BVDs in a three-pack for 10 bucks. Boom.