Stella Bonasera quotes from CSI: NY

[about the students shot execution style] How did this happen? There were security guards at every one of the Endecott's Manhattan properties.

Lieutenant Horatio Caine

[about Darius] He's gotta be here somewhere.

Det. Stella Bonasera

Are we sure this is Darius?

Det. Mac Taylor

Take a good look at the position of these kids. Look familiar?

Det. Stella Bonasera

Yeah, those nurses in Midtown. He played in their blood.

Do you have any idea how much that costs?

Now? Nothing.

Hey, Stell.

Stella

Yeah?

That smell Cuban to you?

Stella

Can't tell. Better break another one.

You play poker?

Stella

Occasionally. You have a problem with that?

Yeah. You're physically incapable of keeping a straight face.

Stella

Really?

Now Mac. There's a man with a poker face. Who knows what he's thinking?

Mac Taylor

It's a simple game. The jam is a two-minute period where each team tries to score points by having their jammer lap members of the opposing team.

Stella Bonasera

You cannot know this.

Mac

Someone took me to a game.

Stella

Nobody would ever take you to a roller derby game. Oh, unless you were on a date.

Mac

It was fun.

Stella

The game or the date?

Detective Stella Bonasera

Someone's trying to kill the whole starting team?

Detective Mac Taylor

That's one way to get more playing time.

Danny Messer

Yeah, I think I saw this on an episode of The Flintstones.

Stella Bonasera

Cute.

Danny

He's definitely in some kind of trouble.

Stella

Maybe you should cut him some slack. He is your brother.

Danny

If it's not trouble, he's probably looking for a handout.

Stella

Danny, help is on the way.

Danny

Well, I'll be in here.

Stella

[repeating what the therapist just said] Hypnotherapy...

You're rich enough, you try things.

What have you got there?

Stella

Surfactant and hypochlorite.

And for those of us with just a high-school diploma?

Stella

Bleach.

Stella

That's it? No butler?

No.

Stella

Too bad. I thought we could wrap that one up quick.

What?

Stella

In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?

I was a Monopoly guy.

Stella

Well you're gonna have to test it. Look around. Improvise.

Danny

Word of the day. Improvise.

Detective Stella Bonasera

How does somebody get inside of a locked vault with only one door?

Danny Messer

If Houdini were alive, we'd have our killer

Danny

I just can't believe, two years have gone by, haven't heard one word and out of the blue Louie leaves me a message that says "I'm in the city, want to grab a beer?" Can only mean trouble.

Stella

Nah Danny, he's your brother, cut him some slack.

Danny

I don't know, you're right. If it's not trouble, he's probably looking for a handout.

Sid

You are as smart as you are beautiful.

Stella

Don't flirt with me, Hammerback.

Sid

Yes, Detective.

Stella

[walking away] Stay focused.