Lindsay Monroe quotes from CSI: NY

Danny Messer

[at they enter the walk-in freezer] That's a lot of hamburger.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

Back home, people keep this much meat in their basements.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

[seeing the Venetti's] What do they want?

Detective Mac Taylor

To let us know the clock is ticking.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

[about their victim] His name is Jared Stanton. He lives at 73rd Street and Park Avenue.

Detective Mac Taylor

You can just say "73rd and Park." New Yorkers know what you mean.

Mac Taylor

Hydrogen sulfide?

Lindsay Monroe

I borrowed it from the trace lab. Stuff stinks. That rotten egg smell. It's absolutely awful.

Mac

Yes, I'm aware of that. Why is it in my office?

Lindsay

For science

Danny

[looking up as Lindsay completes her work] You're done?

Lindsay

[kinda smug] Waiting on you.

Danny

[knocking as he walks into the lab] What do you got, Montana?

Lindsay

[at the microscope, annoyed] Danny, stop calling me that. It's Lindsay. Lindsay Monroe.

Danny

All right, all right, I'm just joking.

Lindsay

Well, it's not funny. Am I supposed to be the new girl and the butt of your jokes?

Danny

You upset that Mac dismissed you?

Lindsay

I can handle it.

Danny

No, it's not about that. He was looking out for you. You saw that place. It was a slaughterhouse in there.

Lindsay

What, you think I haven't seen blood like that before?

Danny

I dunno, to tell you the truth. Have you?

Lindsay

Yes...and a lot worse than that.

Detective Danny Messer

[as he, Lindsay, and Hawkes walks into the crime scene] Got your call. Team's all here.

Det. Stella Bonasera

[sighing] Great, thanks.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

[looking at the brandy glass full of pills on the table] What's with all the pills?

Det. Stella Bonasera

It's a pharm party.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

What's a pharm party?

Det. Stella Bonasera

Pharmaceuticals. Empty your parents medicine cabinet and pop until you drop. Rich kids idea of fun. At first glance I've got Lithium, serdalyne and fluoxatine. Most of these drugs don't even get you high.

Det. Mac Taylor

[walking into the room] Stella and I are going to run with this one. Danny check the service entry area there's an elevator there, secondary exit. Sheldon bag up these bottles get them over to Lindsay she'll be in trace.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

Sir, I've worked big crime scenes before. I've got two hands I'm ready to work.

Det. Mac Taylor

This is a high profile case Lindsay. I want you in the lab and I need your full attention. Remember anything we find here can take us to Darius. Be careful, be thorough.

Lindsay Monroe

[walks in to see some of team watching a porn-esque home movie] Footage from your 30th birthday, Messer?

Danny Messer

Walrus documentary, actually.

Sheldon Hawkes

It's Tara Stansfield, our vic from the park.

Lindsay Monroe

Who's the other walrus?

Lindsay

Ah, now, see? That's a shame.

Mac Taylor

What's a shame?

Lindsay

Somebody went and threw away a perfectly good shotgun.

Lindsay

This new-girl stuff has really got to stop.

Mac

It's better than digging through tiger dung.

Lindsay

Funny.

Danny Messer

You don't have to do that.

Lindsay Monroe

I was taught that, if you show a little respect, you might get more than you came for.

Danny

You be good cop, I'll be bad cop.

Lindsay

I guess you didn't grow up with hardwood floors.

Danny

No, actually, Bronx Marble.

Lindsay

What's that?

Danny

Linoleum.

Danny

I thought you were going to play good cop.

Lindsay

There's just something about that woman.

Mac

[walks into the lab to see Lindsay testing products from Manhattan Minx's shower room] Do you really need all these

Lindsay

Oh, I thought you said collect everything.

Mac

No, I mean...women. Do you really need all these...products?

Lindsay

You're asking me? I work in a lab.

Mac Taylor

There might be some evidence in there.

Lindsay

Let me know what you find. [Mac gives her a look] I'll go get my boots. [Mac nods]

Mac Taylor

Might be something in there we can use to ID the customer our vic was wrestling.

Lindsay

Well, let me know if find anything. [Mac gives her a look and smiles] I'll get my boots. [Mac nods]

Danny Messer

Well, hello, Miss Monroe. You clean up nice. Were you at the mayor's party also?

Lindsay Monroe

I was at the opera.

Danny

I am hanging out with all the wrong people.