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CSI: NY · Season 5, Episode 23

“Greater Good” quotes from CSI: NY

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“Greater Good” · Season 5, Episode 23

In this episode: Lindsay Monroe (3), Adam Ross (3), Danny Messer (1), Stella Bonasera (1), Sheldon Hawkes (1)

What if she has twins, Adam? You hear stories about people being completely surprised. And you've seen Lindsay, I mean she's huge.

Whoa.

She knows it!

Relax, you saw the ultrasound. It's not twins, all right? You gonna be okay?

No, no, I'm not. I might go into cardiac arrest once she's giving birth.

How's Lindsay?

Seven hours and counting.

She dilated past one centimeter yet?

(pause) That's kind of a personal question, Adam.

Oh! I'm sorry, I have - I just have eighteen hours and fifteen minutes in the Hours of Labor office pool... six hundred bucks on the line, yo!

Adam, go get a set of keys to a car, any car. Meet me in the garage in five minutes. My water just broke. (as Adam's looks dumbstruck) I'm about to go into labor and you are taking me to the hospital. Go!

Okay. (walks off in the wrong direction)

Adam...

(comes back and goes the right way) Yeah, wrong way, sorry, j... just relax. Everything's going to be okay.

What if some people just aren't cut out to be parents?

Well, the fact that you already thought about all this tells me that you're gonna do just fine, Linds.

(about her baby girl) She'll come home, she'll scream that she hates me, then in rebellion she'll get some part of her body pierced that's inappropriate. And she'll get an infection, and she'll wind up on antibiotics which we find out 12 years later they cause an eating disorder and pretty soon I'm in therapy trying to save my whole family.

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