Danny Messer quotes from CSI: NY

[to Aiden and Danny who have just arrived at the crime scene] Hey, do you guys want to identify yourselves?

Danny Messer

Excuse me?

I'm not recognizing faces, do you want to identify yourselves?

Danny Messer

Who are you the crime scene troll? You want us to identify ourselves, you see the kits, you know who we are.

Danny Messer

Most feared man in New York dies from fear of his own wife.

Aiden Burn

And she was the only one that loved him.

Aiden

Well, too bad birds can't talk because there's a robin's nest like twelve feet away.

Danny

Bird's-eye view.

Aiden

[laughing] You had to say it, right?

Danny

What are ya gonna do?

Danny

How's it going with the gypsy cab driver? Did you bring him back to life so he can just tells us who killed him?

Hawkes

I haven't attended that seminar yet.

Danny

I'm sure you were just sharing stock tips with her, right? What's her name?

Savannah. But, you know, I don't think it was her real name.

Danny

Nah. You think?

Don't hang yourself, Danny.

Danny

You want to know what this feels like? It feels like I'm already being hung.

Aiden

How does a potential shortstop become a crime-scene investigator?

Danny

That's real easy. Get into a fight, break your wrist, and then graduate from the police academy, top of my class.

Aiden

Dangerous, Danny Messer.

Danny

Very dangerous.

Stella

A Boston fan in the Bronx? Very brave.

Danny

He's stupid. Very stupid. Boston's tough. New York better get it together.

Danny Messer

It's hot a little bit, eh?

Stella

What the hell are you wearing that jacket for?

Danny

Ah, my mother still dresses me.

Danny Messer

Do you know anyone who would want to kill Mr. Price for a diamond?

I don't know anyone who wouldn't.

Danny

[Sees Scagnetti walk in with a pink bag] Oh, Detective Prada. That's a nice bag, matches your shoes perfectly.

[sarcastically] You're a funny guy, Messer.

Mac

[talking to Lindsay in the tiger's cage] I need you to hold the tiger's jaw so I can get the dental impression.

Danny

[whispering] Just take a deep breath. Don't let him know that you're afraid, 'cause he can sense when you're nervous.

Lindsay

The tiger's been tranquilized. I think I can handle it.

Danny

I'm talking about Mac. And make sure you call him "sir."

Danny Messer

[at they enter the walk-in freezer] That's a lot of hamburger.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

Back home, people keep this much meat in their basements.

Stella

I think the Italians got it right. Live to eat, not eat to live.

Danny

That's what I'm talking about.

Danny Messer

This guy's foul. Smells worse than dead.

Hawkes

Fish.