Danny Messer quotes from CSI: NY

Lindsay Monroe

So now what do we do?

Danny

Scratch our asses while these guys decide Hawkes' fate.

Danny

"Art of Whore. When a soldier's unit is taken by surprise..."

Stella

Danny...

Danny

What, you don't want me to ruin the ending for you?

Freakin' junkies. I'm trying to run a reputable business here.

Danny

Reputable? You kiddin me?

Sheldon Hawkes

I guess our vic's outta the race.

Danny Messer

And he finished dead last!

Danny

Stop shivering like a girl, Adam. It's not even that cold out here.

Adam

(teeth chattering) I'm from Phoenix. 85 degrees is considered freezing.

Danny

Cupcake.

Those are collector's items!

Detective Danny Messer

And we're collecting them.

Stella

Did the camera malfunction?

Danny

Either that or 5th Avenue's haunted.

(about their suspect) Security claims they got her on camera, stealing men's clothing.

Danny

She's keeping busy. Maybe she's stealling for her boyfriend too.

Stella

Well, she's stealing a number of items in a variety of sizes.

Than she's not just stealing for two.

Danny

Probably fencing the stuff.

Angell

This is not pawn shop goods she's taking down. These are exclusive items.

Stella

For an exclusive clientele... she's a personal shop-lifter.

Danny

(holding a stolen purse) Hey Stell? You think this thing could be worth twenty five thou?

Stella

If you buy in retail, add another two-grand for sales tax.

Danny

Sickening. For that kinda scratch, I could buy a brand new Harley and have some change in my pocket afterwards.

Detective Stella Bonasera

So did our vic surprise a shoplifter?

Detective Danny Messer

Shoplifter surprised him with a bullet.

Adam Ross

[Watching survelliance of the suspect] I can tell she's got a bully in her life. Check that out. Look how she flinched when a customer raised his hand.

Detective Danny Messer

Could be too much coffee.

Detective Stella Bonasera

Or a sign of abuse, and withdrawal like that is a classic symptom of PTSD.

Detective Danny Messer

[to Adam] How'd you know that?

Adam Ross

Huh, uh, uh, my, uh, my dad was a bully.

Stella

Is the camera malfunctioning?

Danny

That or 5th Avenue's haunted.

Danny

So she comes in, drinks some champagne and takes a bath.

Peyton

Just like the fairy tale.

Mac

Only this Goldilocks isn't sleeping. She's dead.

Det. Jessica Angell

Did it sound like it came from the apartment across the hall?

I assumed it didn't.

Detective Danny Messer

Why would you assume that?

Because I know my neighbor is out of town. He's in Boston.

Detective Danny Messer

So you know D.J. Melvoy?

No.

Det. Jessica Angell

But you just said he was in Boston.

No, I said my neighbor is in Boston.

Detective Danny Messer

Yeah, D.J. Melvoy.

No.

Detective Danny Messer

Whoa, whoa, who's on first here, huh? What's the name of the guy that lives across from you?

Justin McKinney.

He's dead?

Detective Danny Messer

Yeah, he's dead.

You sure about that?

Detective Danny Messer

Very sure.

You just made my whole day. No, my year.

Detective Danny Messer

Oh, well I'm glad to help