Danny Messer quotes from CSI: NY

Danny

What is it, Montana? You beeped me 911, are you all right?

Lindsay Monroe

The DNA sample we found from the cigarrette in the endzone came back to an internal control sample.

Danny

What do you mean? That means the smoker works here at the lab. How can that be? (pauses as Lindsay hands him the report) Have you told anybody else about this?

Lindsay

No, just you. (Danny walks off. Lindsay looks confused/concerned)

Lindsay Monroe

Enough with the dumbass, okay, Blake? Clothes you were wearing last night are being tested for gunshot residue. You were at the scene. You're wasting our time! (storms out of the room)

Danny Messer

Blake, sit tight for a while, all right? Reconsider your answer. (goes out after Lindsay) Montana! What's up? This guys about to fold, ease up. (grabbing Lindsay's arm)

Lindsay

(yanks her arm away) You know what, Danny? Maybe you should just handle this case by yourself, okay?

Danny

Mac's handling Stella's situation. All right? If he needs us, he'll let us know. But until then..

Lindsay

I just wish there was something we could do to help.

Danny

You know what Stella would say, what we could do to help the most is close this Russo case. All right?

Danny Messer

Hey Montana! See a view like this, huh? Beats the wheat fields, no?

Lindsay Monroe

Have you ever even seen a wheat field? (walks away)

Danny

(to himself) What's to see? It's just wheat.

Danny

(very upset,charging in) Mac, is this him, the scumbag that killed Aiden?!

Mac

Danny, get out of here.

Danny

Just let me talk to him. Aww. I will get him to crack, I promise you that.

Mac

How?! By tuning him up? Stella's got the case, she knows what to do!

Danny

This is Aiden! She's one of our own, Mac!

Mac

That's why we can't make any mistakes. We do this one by the book, understand?

Danny

(getting calm) All right, I just wanted to help.

Mac

I know. Me too.

I'm busting a gut here. You should take this show on the road.

Danny Messer

Yeah, I might.

Danny Messer

Hey, what happened? I don't see Benton breathing down your neck. He take the training wheels off?

You here to bust my balls or to work, Messer?

Sheldon Hawkes

Oooh, Angell got her wings, huh?

I told her I couldn't have sex with her....personal reasons.

Danny Messer

So tell us how the rest of the night went,...player.

Danny Messer

Don't even think about it, Montana.

Lindsay Monroe

This necklace is worth more than I make in a year. It's crazy.

Danny

I don't see the big deal. Diamond is just an allotrope of the element carbon.

Lindsay

Spoken like a true romantic.

Danny

(Hawkes is laughing at him because of the dog) What?

Sheldon Hawkes

You know what they say about dogs and their owners. The resemblance is uncanny. (laughs)

Danny

That's funny

Hawkes

You know, Messer, I imagined you with something a little meatier.

Danny

He's a loaner.

Hawkes

I'm sure he is.

Danny

I'll be in Reconstruction, you clown.

Detective Danny Messer

[goes over to her as she puts on a bulletproof-vest] What do you think you're doin'?

Detective Lindsay Monroe

Danny, I'll be fine.

Detective Danny Messer

We have undercovers who can do this, all right? It's not our job

Detective Lindsay Monroe

Well, it is now. We're out of time. You heard what she said, if we don't get in there in four minutes, her friend dies

Sid

Tonya Nettles was stone-cold sober.

Danny Messer

Aren't most people when they're at work?

Sid

I'll ignore the implication of the question, detective.

Danny

Lindsay Monroe! Can I talk to you for a second?

Lindsay

Yeah.

Danny

I have to know what's going on with you. OK, I mean, you and I have this thing, right? This chemistry, like we're into each other, but every time we were in the same room today it's like... (Lindsay stares at the floor) Don't tell me you don't feel it also.

Lindsay

I can't do this, Danny.

Danny

Can't do what?

Lindsay

I can't be in a relationship with you.

Danny

I'm not I just- I just- I don't... I'm talking about spending some time together, dinner, a few drinks, some laughs.

Lindsay

Look Danny. I like you... A lot, but right now I can't. It's not you, okay? It's - I need to be by myself so I can.. Work some stuff out.. that I thought I had.. put behind me. I didn't mean for this to happen.

Danny

It's okay.

Lindsay

Maybe we should just do our jobs. (walks away)

Danny

If there's anything you need from me, just let me know, OK?

Lindsay

(as they are walking) So what else do we got?

Danny

Wanna get some lunch?

Lindsay

Danny, Mac wants us to wrap this up.

Danny

Sure, but he doesn't want us to starve to death.

Lindsay

What else did Adam say?

Danny

What do you mean?

Lindsay

I mean, that's who you were talking to, right?

Danny

Yeah, but what makes ya think he said anything else? (she stops and puts her hands on her hips, he turns to look back) Wh…What I just wanna go get something to eat! (just looks at her and starts again) All right…that gum you found, matched it to the dental impressions from the vic, nothing.

Lindsay

DNA and teeth impressions were both negative?

Danny

Negative.

Lindsay

I'm gonna go back and look at the gum.

Danny

No, no, no, no, no, Adam looked at the gum! I Just wanna grab a slice! I'm starvin' here!" (looks around) "Where am I?"

Detective Danny Messer

Colin Flynn?

Yeah, that's me.

Detective Danny Messer

NYPD, we got a couple of questions for you, alright?

Do I have to answer?

I'm a cop, not a lawyer... but yeah, you do.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

[Lindsay is looking up] She was stabbed with an icicle?

Detective Danny Messer

That's cold.

Detective Mac Taylor

Not cold enough. Our evidence is about to turn into a big pool of water.