Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

Doc.

Sheldon Hawkes

Mid thirties would be closer to the truth.

Mac Taylor

[Snorts] What?

Sheldon Hawkes

Yeah... and he's a woman. [Takes off mask from vic]

[smirking] I like my coffee black, no sugar.

Mac Taylor

Will you be giving me milk and cookies and singing a lullaby?

Lullaby thing's a bit weird...but milk and cookies can happen. [Grins]

Let's go.

What are you after?

Justice.

What's up?

Mac Taylor

You just killed two people: owner and an employee behind the counter.

That sounds like me.

Mac Taylor

This case has been sitting on the edge of my desk for the last nine years.

You got a new lead?

Mac Taylor

No.

Is the chif asking about it?

Mac Taylor

Nope.

Then, whats up? Why you looking into it now?

Mac Taylor

No reason.

Why would Tony do that to me? Lie to me like that?

We believe his real name is Wes. He's a fugitive. Been on the run since 2002.

For what?

Murder.

He killed someone?

He's also wanted for kidnapping.

Wait, you mean Madison?

Her real name is Olivia Dalton. She's not his daughter.

That can't be. You should have seen them together, the way he treated her.

Danny Messer

Technology.

Got to love it.

Jo Danville

It never hurts to have a confession.

That shouldn't be too difficult. Those two aren't exactly brain surgeons. They'll give it up. Hardest part might be keeping their names straight. The white guy's name is Mike Black. They call him White Mike. The black guy's name is Mike White. His street name is Black Mike.

Jo Danville

I'll take Black Mike.

Great. I got Mike Black.

The white guy. Don't think about it. But trust me, it's right.

I can't imagine what that withdrawal thing feels like.

Kind of like a cop who can't get a donut.

Jo Danville

That ring around the blood spot is called skeletonization.

Why don't they just call it a ring?

Jo Danville

Okay, that's it. Forget it. I give up.

Sorry, it would be much more interesting if you guys used smaller words.

Hey, buddy, you can't go down there.

Danny Messer

It's okay, I'm on the job.

What's your name?

Danny Messer

Messer. Danny Messer.

Listen to me, Messer. You don't need to go down...

Danny Messer

No, I got to get down there and help!

Listen to me, Messer. They're all gone!

Danny Messer

I want to go help these people!

They're all gone.

Jo Danville

We've known each other for about a year now, Don. I have never told you this, but I think you're one hell of a detective.

Thanks, Jo.

Jo Danville

You're welcome.

Jury's still out on you, interim boss.

He does have just over 12 grand in a savings account.

Mac

Where does a college kid like him get money like that?

I could think of a few ways, none of which are legal.

(About dolphins) You ever look inside the mouth of one? Insane teeth. Rows of them, razor-sharp. They could rip a person to shreds if they wanted to. Oh, and get this. They're the only animal other than humans to have sex for pleasure.

A dolphin? That's what he wanted on his back permanently?

(Laughs) I hear you, man. I do my best to steer people's decisions so they won't regret it later, but this kid was determined.

What's a tattoo that size go for?

Uh, that one ran a little over a grand.

A thousand bucks for Flipper?

200 bucks an hour. What could I say?