Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

Flack.

Jo Danville

[in a cript creepers voice] We gotta go visit the dead.

Work related I hope.

Jo Danville

This place is so creepy. But I guess, funeral home, what else would it be.

How the hell does a funeral home go out of business?

Lindsay Monroe

The owners died four years ago, the left the family business to the only son, Gordon, he closed up shop apparently, but I understand he still lives here.

Sheldon Hawkes

no prints in the dust, no movement in the air.

Jo Danville

Definately doesn't look lived in.

Lindsay Monroe

or died in.

This doesn't make any sense. This kid closed down te funeral home, but stayed in the embalming business.

Jo Danville

He kept it open for personal use. [reviews crime scene] No signs of struggle. So Isabel was probably unconscious when he laid her out here. So what did he do from there.

Lindsay Monroe

[opens door to closet] He dressed her. [takes out a dress] Vintage. Looks like it's from the fifties.

Hey, if we come across a little old lady skeleton in a wig and rocking chair down here, it's every man for himself.

Lindsay Monroe

So this guy can only relate to dead bodies. That's really sad.

That's not the adjective I would use...

...clothes on her back, food in her mouth, and she runs away? Huh?! That's how she repays me?!

Settle down, Mother Theresa.

Danny Messer

Yo Mac.

Mac Taylor

Let me guess, she gave you a full confession, our job is done.

Wouldn't that be nice. No, she still won't say a word.

Danny Messer

But, something I found at the crime scene is speaking volumes. Piece of glass from one of those window lamps, actually had human flesh burnt into its surface. Had a hit in Codis to a Pascal Denton. Now, he is the StoneFields window display designer.

Turns out, before he was a designer, he was a regular at Rikers. Did six months for assaulting a police officer.

Mac Taylor

Any connection to the victim?

Danny Messer

Well we found his prints on a rode iron branch used as the murder weapon, and on top of that Groseman fired him a week ago.

Mac Taylor

gives him motive. Still doesn't explain how Elena fits in.

No, but this will. She and Pascal got engaged six months ago.

Mac Taylor

so all this time we thought she was there alone with Groseman, maybe her fiance was there too.

Don't say anything. It's just better of you don't say anything.

Mac Taylor

the victim's inside?

The owner. Gino Cressida, was his son's sixth birthday. Witness' just say a clown walked in a wasted him.

Mac Taylor

And when you showed up, the arresting officers had these guys contained? [nodding to suspects]

Yeah. Now, some of these costumes are way off, but they happen to match the description witnesses gave of the shooter they saw walk across the street and disappear down the alley.

Mac Taylor

So one of these clowns might actually be our killer.

Danny Messer

Inhaling your alcohol... I think I saw this in an episode of The Jetsons.

I'm not a doctor, but that can't be good for you.

Danny Messer

The vapor or the girl?

Yeah...

Mac Taylor

What happened here Don?

This was a truck party gone bad. It's the latest craze in afterhours entertainment. They convert tractor trailers into exclusive nightclubs. Times and locations are spread among the social networks.

Mac Taylor

I'm assming this one didn't start at the bottom of the Hudson?

Jo Danville

I thought the truck was not supposed to move once the party started.

It's not.

Mac Taylor

So who moved it?

Couple cabbies nearly got runover, but they didn't get a good look of the drivers face. They did say that he accelerated through the fence. The abscence of skid marks confirms that there was no breaking.

Mac Taylor

Driver could've drowned. Or still be among the survivors.

Jo Danville

we have divers in the water looking for more bodies and the others are being transported to the precint for questioning.

My guess; driver saw that river coming, jumped before splash down, then got the hell out of dodge.

Mac Taylor

Either way, looks like crashing this party wasn't an accident.

( Sees half naked woman in the body painting studio.)Are you free for something tonight?

Jo Danville

( Pulls Flack out from the room.) Flack, go!

How did she get here without getting caught?

Mac Taylor

Buildings on either side are abandoned. No one has been up here for years.

What the hell was she doing in here?

Mac Taylor

Looks like Tessa was living here.

Whoa...[They find a wall plastered with Newspaper clippings, polaroids of people, masks...] I don't think the elevator goes to the top floor, if you know what I mean.

Jo Danville

Its amazing.

Mac Taylor

Somewhere in here is the answer to what Tessa was trying to tell me.

A lot of sex going on in this room. Apparently VIP room means something else.

Mac Taylor

Well, sex isnt a crime, murder is. We need to find blood.

Bingo.

Mac Taylor

The splatter suggests a gunshot wound. Tessa was right.

Mac Taylor

Significant blood loss. She couldn't have gone far. She was murdered right here in the school grounds.

Usually you tell your kids to be careful coming home from school, not through it.

[About being in the school library] [Nervous] Yeah, but I'm there every day.

Got a lot of work done then.

Yeah.

I didn't realize having sex was considered homework.

Hey Mac. Bet you a cup of coffee this is the most interesting crime scene you'll go to all week.

Mac Taylor

You sound confident, obviously you know something I don't.

[To Sheldon] You wanna tell him?

Sheldon Hawkes

No, please.

Alright. [To Mac] You had to guess, how old do you say our victim is?

Mac Taylor

Late seventies, early eighties maybe.