You want to act stupid? Break the law? Fine, go ahead, do it. Just do us all favor, leave the innocent people out of it.
“Keep It Real” · Season 8, Episode 2
In this episode: Jo Danville (15), Mac Taylor (13), Don Flack (8), Adam Ross (8), Danny Messer (7), Lindsay Monroe (7), Sheldon Hawkes (4), Tyler (4)
Excuse me, Officer.
Sergeant.
Sorry, Sergeant. I'm looking for Danny Messer. He's my husband. At least I think he is. I haven't seen him in days.
You trying to break my heart?
(About Miranda Beck) She found the body. Claims that she and the vic left the club she was playing last night and came back to the apartment. Probably thought it was the luckiest night of his life.
Unfortunately, it was also his last.
Hey, stranger. So you're back.
It's official. I talked to Sinclair yesterday. Retirement papers have already been pulled.
Great. That's great news. Welcome back.
Oh, hey, Mac. We missed you (To Danny) See? I told you he'd be back.
You did? You didn't say that.
Yeah, I did. I said he'd be back.
I said that, but whatever.
(To Mac) Yeah, no, I said you'd be back.
All right, all right. Are you two done? We have a dead body here that needs to be processed.
Obvious signs of forced entry. Probably gonna want to phenol these shards of glass. There's, uh... no usable prints, and, uh...
Are you working the crime scene or me?
Nah, go ahead. Do your thing. I'll just go check on the canvass.
He misses all this.
Yeah.
Tyler, I'm your mama. I meddle. That's what I do.
(Handing over money) 20... 40... 60.
Yes. Whoo-hoo! Pleasure doing business with you.
Yeah. Anybody ever tell you that money cannot buy you happiness?
Ah, you want to bet?
What was that all about?
What?
Sheldon, money.
Oh. Hawkes had him pegged coming back November 30 or earlier.
Which means you must have had him coming back after November 30.
Uh, kind of, yeah.
What do you mean, kind of?
Uh, kind of, as in... (Clears throat) ... erm, never.
You mean you thought Mac Taylor was never coming back to this crime lab? How come you didn't let me in on this bet? I'd have cleaned up on all you fools.
Hey!
No Good to see you, Mac? Welcome back to the lab? Nothing?
(Chuckles) I never thought you were gone in the first place.
Mac Taylor. Now, there's a sight for sore eyes.
It's good to be back, Sid.
So, what's it like?
What is what like?
On the outside. You made it, man... you were free. What did that feel like?
It felt good. I'm very happy with what I accomplished.
A piece of skin. Found it attached to the victim's clothing.
Is that some kind of reptile or a fish?
Yes, you're correct. It's from a reptile.
It's good to be back.
(To himself) Now, this, I missed (Raises voice and calls out) Adam!
Hey, boss! Welcome back.
You forgot you broke into your boyfriend's apartment, where he was later murdered while you were conveniently asleep in his back bedroom, is that right?
MBMiranda Beck
I was in shock. I... I wasn't thinking straight
About the break-in or about the murder?
MBMiranda Beck
I didn't think you'd believe me. I've gotten in trouble before.
Shoplifting... fake ID... nothing that forecasts murder. But I could be wrong.
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