CSI: NY · Season 7, Episode 18
“Identity Crisis” · Season 7, Episode 18
In this episode: Mac Taylor (5), Jo Danville (3), Don Flack (2), Danny Messer (2), Lindsay Monroe (2), Sheldon Hawkes (2), Adam Ross (1)
Hey Mac. Bet you a cup of coffee this is the most interesting crime scene you'll go to all week.
You sound confident, obviously you know something I don't.
[To Sheldon] You wanna tell him?
No, please.
Alright. [To Mac] You had to guess, how old do you say our victim is?
Late seventies, early eighties maybe.
[Sheldon and Flack smile and nod as if it was a good guess, Mac looks at them confused]
Doc.
Mid thirties would be closer to the truth.
[Snorts] What?
Yeah... and he's a woman. [Takes off mask from vic]
[Mac looks shocked]
[smirking] I like my coffee black, no sugar.
[Adam is doing something in the computer and starts laughing]
[Danny notices he is playing with the aging software using Lindsay's face]
[Laughing] Hey, come on, that's not right, don't do that, stop.
What?
He's just messing with the age progression software.
[Lindsay walks across table to see]
I wouldn't look.
Is that me?! That's not funny!
I didn't do it.
Yeah, but you're laughing.
No.
You're going to be married to her. [They all keep laughing] We are growing old together.
[Adam notices Mac walking over]
[Seriously] Boss, One o'clock.
What is happening in here?
We were... well, ah... while these guys were, eh... goofing around, I discovered a rust like substance from the vics sweater, more than likely transfered from the weapon. [Lindsay and Danny look at him incredulously]
Rust, huh?
Yeah, huh.
I think you need a distinct chemical composition or you'll be staring at big fat dead end chief.
There was no hit in Codis from the blood on the platform. And Danny's print from the train, dead end. But I did manage to find a partial print from the adhesive tape on the cigar box, and I'm thinking since our vic was wearing a mask, she was probably up to something, and she might have a record.
Right, which we won't find any time soon, cause our vic is still a Jane Doe, and I ran Sid's ten card and we didn't get an ID... So if that print you recovered is hers, it's not gonna get us a name.
I'm your wife, ok. You don't have to turn on me.
[The three of them start arguing lightly]
You three done?
Sorry.
Alright, lets get an ID on our Jane Doe, lets hunt down a location where this mask was purchased might be a good place to start, the quality of the material suggests it was custom made, not something you find on a costume store shelf, and run this clothes, lets see if we can find a murder weapon. Danny that palm print run it for trace, maybe we can find something that'll tell us where the killer works, lives or hangs out.
[Killer's cell phone starts vibrating]
[To Ellie] I adopted you because you needed me... and because I needed you
Hey.
[Looks at his watch] What are you doing here?
Forgot my homework. Left myself a post it so I wouldn't forget on my desk. Of course, I forgot.
On your desk?
Ok, thank you, yes, it's a mess, you know.
Huh... How'd it go? [About Ellie]
oh, it didn't. Ellie changed her mind.
Teenagers.
Yep, that about sums it up. Mac you need to get married and have kids so I don't have to go through all these challenges alone.
Have you lost your mind?
Yeah, don't get married, just adopt a child. [Mac laughs] Children are wonderful.
Misery really loves company, huh?
You'd make a great father.
Jo, stop.
didn't you ever think about being a grandfather?
Hey, if I buy you a burger and beer will you stop talking?
Done. You know I have a weakness for food. Lets get a juicy, greasy hamburger, with a light beer.
[They chuckle a little]
You would make a great father.
Jo...
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