Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

(After a customer has just tried a guitar) If I hear 'Sweet Home Alabama' one more time, I swear, I'm gonna sell this place.

Jo

You have a problem with Alabama?

She's from the South.

I didn't pull the trigger. It was an accident.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? You may want to invest in some nail polish remover before you get where you're going.

Pete and I grew up together. He always had my back.

Blah, blah, blah. What were you doing at that bar?

Mac

You weren't shot this morning. You were shot two nights ago. After your involvement in a brawl outside Rattigans. A cop was shot at that night.

You can talk to us now, or we can have you transferred to the medical ward at Rikers. Where I guarantee you the nurses are not as cute.

On my way to the subway this morning, out of nowhere, someone shoots me. Must have been a stray.

Mac

Didn't call 911?

I only live a couple blocks away.

So what, you hopped here?

Jo

Get the Geek, huh?

I bet he told his mother he was in show business.

Meet Thomas Hurtz. Star and proprietor of 'Get the Geek'. This guy insults you, you pay him five bucks, get a chance to shoot him with a paintball gun.

Jo

Well, clearly, the shooter didn't understand the rules of the game. He shot him with a real gun.

Jo

They all had their stories straight. Just like they rehearsed it.

Makes sense. They'll be under so much scrutiny, one little detail's off and they're all screwed.

We're canvassing the area.

Jo

Expecting the dead to speak?

For the murder weapon.

Jo Danville

Flack, what are we looking at?

A parent's worst nightmare. Victim throws a party while mom and dad are out of town. Someone spills their drink on the new carpet.

Jo Danville

Flack, how does this happen?

Starts out as a group of high school juniors getting a buzz on. The party goes viral. Jumps to 700 in under two hours. Welcome to the end of the world as we know it.

Criminal court judge assassinated in front of a sequestered jury, right under the nose of a half a dozen cops.

Mac Taylor

Brazen son of a bitch.

Hawkes

Somebody left a doggie bag in the trash bin outside.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! If that's what I think that is, don't open that in here.

Hawkes

It's not that kind of doggie bag, Flack.

Danny

How you doing, Pavel?

(As he is being pinned against his car and handcuffed) Not so good. Looks like I got another parking ticket.

I think that's gonna be the least of your problems.

Did you get a good look at his face?

I got a good look at my fender.

And you had nothing to do with those shots that were fired?

A dead judge is bad for business. A crooked judge is much better.