Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

[knocks on a man's door. A man opens it, standing in his underwear, holding a beer and scratching his chest] Never mind. [reaches for door handle to pull door closed] Carry on, sir.

What's that bulge in your pocket? And don't get cute.

You don't call, you don't write- I was beginning to think you were seeing other detectives, William.

Would these eyes lie?

(to Paul Sabatini) Hey, boxer shorts, cold shower's this way.

Dispatch just called. Someone did a hospital job on Louie Messer, Danny's brother. Beat him within an inch of his life.

You've been through a hell of an event, Stella.

(concerning the beheaded victim found hanging from the ceiling fan) Britney and Kevin came to do the nasty, instead they found the nasty. Decapitated, no sign of the head.

I've been the resident Larry Bird five years running.

Get outta here. Ya gotta have a Master's degree in Chemistry just to run drugs these days.

The kids who found him claimed that their friend's football may have killed the man. [Stella and Mac both give him a look] I locked 'em up just for fun.

Couple of kids came into the 35 claimed that their friend's football may have accidentally killed the man. [Stella and Mac both give him a look] I locked 'em up for fun.

Yeah, and nothing says "I love you back" like an order of protection.

I'm so glad that figuring this stuff out, is your job.

I'm not used to lookin' down on the barrel of an AK-47, but I'll be all right.