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Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

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2nd most-quoted character in CSI: NY: in 475 of its 2,123 quotes
Most scenes with: Mac Taylor (109), Danny Messer (54), Stella Bonasera (48)

Scenes with Don Flack 384

DFDon Flack

You know, Mac... the uh, the Department decides to go through with their internal investigation, I'm gonna have to answer questions. All I know is what you told me when I got up to the top.

Like I told the DA, I did not toss Clay Dobson off that roof. This investigation is nothing but a big political show.

FFlack

Yeah, regardless, the media's soaking the story up, and by the time they're done with it, your word may not be good enough, Mac.

(about the fallen-angel victim)

FFlack

No ID on the vic. Could be a Michael or Gabriel. They say it's tough to make it in Manhattan. Heaven must be brutal.

Yeah.

FFlack

Still checking Missing Persons and Nostradamus.

Why do we do what we do, huh?

DFDon Flack

What do you mean?

Why do we wake up in the morning at three o'clock, stand at a crime scene in the freezing cold, living paycheck-to-paycheck, for what? To protect and serve? Serve who, the public? Sometimes it seems like they hate us, and then, here we got the brass ready to throw us to the lions.

FFlack

(shrugs) We do it cause we're good at it. Maybe we'd be lousy at anything else. I don't know. Maybe we do it for the one or two times somebody actually thanks us for finding their son's murderer.

DDDet. Don Flack

Did you just walk out?

Apparently I'm the kind of person who just does whatever he wants, why disappoint them?

[after getting dirt on his boss, which forces him to back off the investigation into Mac and how Clay Dobson ended up falling from a roof where he was with Mac]

FFlack

What happened down there? I got a call from Dispatch saying there was some kind of problem. I got here as fast as I could.

Some methane bubbles caused an explosion. Hawkes got caught underneath the ship's mast.

FFlack

Some guys would do anything for an early retirement.

FFlack

Our vic's this way. Floater, showed up in the middle of the sailboat race between New York and New Jersey.

I read about that. It's a reenactment of a race that happened back in the 1600s.

Yeah. Legend has it the winner got possession of Staten Island

FFlack

Is it too late to give it back?

Yeah, very funny, Flack!

(laughing) Oh, how is the new girlfriend?

DFDon Flack

Keep walking, Messer.

No, seriously, where did you meet her?

DFDon Flack

Met her at a charity event. Police/fire hockey game.

So she's got teeth, or...?

DFDon Flack

Move!

(A dent in a car bounces back)

(to Flack) You know, the NYPD has a strict policy against high-speed chases. Or did you forget that?

FFlack

No, sir.

The next time you want to run up a $60 cab fare, you do that on your own time. You're lucky no one got hurt.

In theory, if you built a machine that could travel the speed of light away from here, then slowed down, turned around and flew home just as fast, when you got back, a trip that might have lasted just seconds for you, could've been weeks for everybody else.

DFDon Flack

Kinda like your explanation.

FFlack

So Stella told me your mysterious caller disappeared.

Haven't got a call at 3:33 a.m. in over a week.

FFlack

Maybe your guy decided it was time to stop stalking you.

Maybe he's getting ready to take it to the next level.

DFDon Flack

Four older brothers and a Detective-Sergeant for a father. Your old man dust you for prints when you got home from a date?

JAJess Angell

If it was up to them, I wouldn't have knows boys existed until I was 21.

DFDon Flack

I'm sure the boys knew you existed.

JAJess Angell

(pauses and smiles) Was that a line, Flack? Did you just bust out your game on me?

DFDon Flack

(looks away, grinning) What?

JAJess Angell

It was, wasn't it? Look at you, you're blushing! (laughs)

DFDon Flack

My game. Game, what game? I don't have a game. If I did, that's probably as good as it gets.

JAJess Angell

I think it was pretty good.

(appearing by the car) Detectives. Oh. I'm not interrupting anything, am I? (suddenly getting in the backseet of the car) You two have been trailing me for the last couple of hours. Now, if you're going to follow me, you may as well have a copy of my itinerary. We've got lunch at Stang's in, oh, fifteen minutes. That might be a bit expensive on your boyfriend's salary. The rest of the day is here. Saks, Bloomingdale's. I've got a meeting at four in the office. You get the idea and, um, I jotted down my cell phone in case you have trouble keeping up. Have a nice day. (gets out out of the car & walks away)

Was he with anyone?

LLarry

A smoking hot brunette in a red dress. She made the reservation, under Florence Nightingale. I'm thinking fake name.

FFlack

Real sharp, Larry.

PNPatti Nelson

(about Jenna Donovan) I didn't kill her.

FFlack

Patti, come on. These magic lollipops are like the hot new thing.

PNPatti Nelson

Look, I told you. I am sorry she's dead, but those lollipops aren't worth killing for.

FFlack

Listen to me, I already got you on possession of heroin. Just a hop, skip and a jump to murder if I work this right, and for your information, I'm very good. Especially since Jenna's dead body shows us that she was in one hell of a fight right before that party.

GFGeorge Foodim

After hitting a few bars, I went back to Brett's apartment and that's when I found him. I started to call the cops, right? But it's not like there was anything I could do. He was already dead. I had to get him to the park.

FFlack

Uh, y-you're gonna have to help us out here, pal. Why did you have to get Brett to the park?

GFGeorge Foodim

It was a bet. He was engaged twice before, couldn't go through with it. I bet our buddy Toby that Brett would definitely show up this time. There was no way I was gonna lose.

Whoa, whoa. You stuffed, dressed and moved your dead friend for a bet?

GFGeorge Foodim

It was a hundred grand, man. I...I don't have it. And if I didn't pay up, Toby would have gone to my dad.

DFDet. Flack

It never occurred to you, with your friend being dead and all, that just maybe the bet was off?

GFGeorge Foodim

I told you.

FFlack

Yeah. Fifteen shots of tequila. I heard you.

GFGeorge Foodim

Yeah, well it made... made sense yesterday morning. I feel bad. If you knew Brett, Brett, (laughs a bit) Yeah, I mean, he, he would've laughed. He would've done the same thing, I'm telling you.

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