Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

QT Jammer. The most notorious trader in Manhattan. This guy was a Rambo. Half a billion in assets, trades commodities for a living. You think betting the NFL's tough, tried betting on pork bellies, coffee, or grain. How do you bet on grain?

Stella

Listen, what I don't spend, I put in a bank. What makes a hotshot like this jump out his window? Bad day in the market?

Hurricane Katrina, terrorism, nuclear threat in North Korea, bird viruses. Commodities is a risky business. Anything at anytime can make the market tank.

Stella

Okay, I wanna box all his computers, take them back to the lab. Find out what kind of day he was really having.

[entering the lab, listing off] I've slept with a lot of women. Some wild, some crazy, some both.

Stella

[confused] 'Scuse me?

Carlo's words. Not mine.

Stella

[understanding] Ah.

'Shoulda swung by the hospital to meet this guy. He's a piece of work. He calls himself the new American playboy. Lives, drinks, and breathes women. Again his words. With that in mind, as far as jealous exes go, lot of 'em.

Stella

Looks like Carlo's emerged as our primary target.

Five minutes into the interview, I wanted to kill him.

Danny

[bringing in some of the exotic cuisine] Who's going first?

Stella

You gotta be kidding.

Pass!

Hawkes

Uh-uh.

Lindsay

It's just protein. [takes a bite of fried tarantula and everyone looks on]

Mac

[smiling and holding out hand to Danny] Told you she'd do it.

Danny

[handing five dollars to Mac] All right, all right, here you go.

Mac

Okay! Pizza in my office. [Everyone but Lindsay and Danny leaves]

Lindsay

You bet Mac I wouldn't do it?

Danny

Yeah, what was I thinking? Never bet against a country girl.

Lindsay

[eating more] You know, actually it's not that bad.

Detective Danny Messer

So this guy walks over to a place he's never been and dies of no apparent cause?

At this point, yeah.

Bad news, half the construction crew is backing George Clark, they all swear that when they left for the day Jim Morris was still alive.

Danny

Not surprised, I don't think this is anything to do with the construction. Seems to be about golf.

You thinking maybe we should get out for a round, talk the case out?

I heard a rumour you found our intern, Ryan Elliot.

Mac

He's on his way to autopsy now.

Did you, uh, happen to find anything else?

Mac

You wanna gimme a hint as to what exactly you're looking for, Flack?

An igloo cooler with a human liver inside it.

Detective Mac Taylor

Now you had something Mr. Beaumont. Something that some of us who recently lost a loved one never had. Time. Time to make the most of what was left. That's what's precious.

You have very beautiful eyes, y'know that?

Thank you, now why don't tell me about the night you got collared.

You got a girlfriend?

Who did you give your gun to, Angie?

I've been here before. Some cop or D.A. gets me to tell 'em what they need to know, makes a lot of promises, and how they're gonna get me out, a week later I'm still here in the same kind of trouble I was in before I said anything.

We'll work something out. Would these eyes lie?

Oh come on, Flack. I thought we were supposed to be like brothers.

Yeah, well, sometimes, brothers fight

Stella

Hey, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's-

Matthew Palmer.

Stella

Thanks for staying with me, Don.

Well, it's my job. Not to mention you're my friend.

Stella

Well, you're a very good friend.

While your little girl's blowing out candles, you're in the other room cheating on your wife?

Not one of my better moments I agree.

Unfortunately, low-lifes know it's Fleet Week also. Servicemen are easy targets because they're easy to spot.

Mac

A uniform isn't a bullseye, it's a badge of honor.

Once a Marine, always a Marine.

Mac

And if you've attacked one of us, you've attacked us all.

Lindsay Monroe

It's quite a shindig.

Sunday block parties. Springtime in New York City.

Lindsay

Right in the middle of the street, huh?

Where do they have them in Montana?

Lindsay

Wyoming.

Lindsay

So, Flack, how many numbers did you get?

I don't like where you're going with this, Monroe.

Lindsay

How many?

Three.

Stella

Everybody loves a hero.

Stella

Impressing your fans with your battle wounds?

They were concerned about my recovery. I was just putting them at ease.