Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

Guy has dinner, comes home, gets in his elevator, figures he's done for the day.

Mac Taylor

Instead he's done for good.

[about the students shot execution style] How did this happen? There were security guards at every one of the Endecott's Manhattan properties.

Lieutenant Horatio Caine

[about Darius] He's gotta be here somewhere.

Det. Stella Bonasera

Are we sure this is Darius?

Det. Mac Taylor

Take a good look at the position of these kids. Look familiar?

Det. Stella Bonasera

Yeah, those nurses in Midtown. He played in their blood.

Do you have any idea how much that costs?

Now? Nothing.

Hey, Stell.

Stella

Yeah?

That smell Cuban to you?

Stella

Can't tell. Better break another one.

You play poker?

Stella

Occasionally. You have a problem with that?

Yeah. You're physically incapable of keeping a straight face.

Stella

Really?

Now Mac. There's a man with a poker face. Who knows what he's thinking?

No, I didn't hear anything unusual. What happened?

A guy was shot down the hall.

Oh..yeah..I heard that.

Did you call 9-1-1?

No. Why?

Do you have any idea what time it is?

I'm sorry for the disturbance, ma'am, but-

I asked you a question.

Do I know what time it is? Yes, it's 3 am.

I ought to sue for harrasment.

You have a good night now.

This is Joel?

What, you don't recognize him with half his face blown off?

So, it'll probably be around a whole week or so before they can list the apartment on the market?

Yeah, we usually don't let the realtor show a place until we get the stink of death out of the carpeting. [Flack leaves to go back to her apartment]

Well, I just thought I'd ask. And the attitude is unnecessary. [Flack turns and gives him a look]

My first time as a murder suspect and I don't even get the cop of my choice to bust my cuffs.

I'll send Detective Taylor your regards.

I'd like to send him a lot more than my regards.

Danny

Hey, crimestopper. Run to Ray's, grab me a slice, extra pepperoni, right? Bring it back. Just fold it up, slide it right through the hole.

That's no way to treat good pizza, Messer.

Stella

[repeating what the therapist just said] Hypnotherapy...

You're rich enough, you try things.

What have you got there?

Stella

Surfactant and hypochlorite.

And for those of us with just a high-school diploma?

Stella

Bleach.

Stella

That's it? No butler?

No.

Stella

Too bad. I thought we could wrap that one up quick.

What?

Stella

In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?

I was a Monopoly guy.

QT Jammer. Most notorious trader in Manhattan. This guy was a Rambo. Half a billion in assets, trades commodities for a living. You think betting the NFL's tough, try betting on pork bellies, coffee, or grain. How do you bet on grain?

Stella

Look, what I don't spend I put in the bank.

QT Jammer's dead.

What'd he do? Jump out a window?

Stella

Now why would you say that?