CSI: Miami Season 9 quotes

Ryan

[seeing two roller derby competitors screaming at each other] Oh, my God, that's the sexiest, scariest thing I've ever seen.

All right, look. I know how this looks, and what you guys might be thinking, but I did not hurt Connie.

Frank

Explain, then, why you swapped out her mouth guard with one laced with ipecac.

Uh, I didn't.

Frank

You molded it yourself, idiot.

Horatio

Which means we can match it to you.

Look, not my finest hour, I will admit that.

Horatio

It's also gonna bring you an assault charge.

Horatio

Unlike the beating you gave her.

No, I didn't. I just- I wanted to get her a little sick so she couldn't play.

No, I just want to see my team win.

Frank

Well, I'm the biggest sports fan you'll ever meet, but that is just plain stupid.

Are you a righteous man?

Horatio

I am a servant of the taxpayers, Memmo.

You and I are not that much different. You do what you have to do to protect your people, just as I do.

Horatio

Which included killing my wife. [flashback of Marisol getting shot]

I did what I had to do. It was never personal, Caine.

Horatio

It was to me. [flashback of Horatio's last moments with Marisol] It was to me.

Natalia Boa Vista

Stoning; that's a bit archaic.

Horatio Caine

Downright Biblical!

Natalia

Hey Tom, look at how Ryan's holding his shovel!

Ryan

Hey Tom, also make a note of how Ryan's doing all the shoveling by himself.

Horatio

Hunting unarmed men is murder one. It gets you the death penalty in this state.

Wolfe

Do you think it might have been personal?

Horatio

It usually is, Mr. Wolfe, it usually is.

Walter

Get out of here, before we arrest you for extreme stupidity.

Horatio

Talent isn't worth the life of an innocent.

Contractually, I can't say.

Horatio

Consider the contract null and void.

Hey Marcel! Cops are looking for you again. [looks at Walter] Kidding.

Ryan

Tom, know what I need? An expert opinion, but you're here so you'll do. Come here and take a look at this.

Tom

How kind.