[Ryan and Calleigh interrogate a suspect.]
GTGame Tester
This job gives me a lot of tension, sometimes I, mmm... self-medicate. Ron's got the best weed, I snagged a blunt while he was in the men's room.
That's an interesting defense.
S3 E18Game Over
Lots of old injuries, scarring, queloids...
Childhood abuse?
Could be, or could just be part of the "Jackass Generation."
[The victim's missing a foot.]
Did you get a T.O.D., or do we need the foot for that too?
Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!
Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?
The guy towing the boat said it was going at least 40.
Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.
Then how did the dead man hit the gas?
With help from the living.
Hello, Maxine. Maxine?
Oh, Dr. Woods!
Hi.
Hi. Uh, sorry. No one here ever calls me by my first name. Almost forgot I had one.
S3 E19Sex & Taxes
Mrs. Boone, does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody?
IBIRS Agent Boone
Mmm... No.
[Horatio pulls his cell phone out.]
Surprising... I have your supervisor on speed dial. Do you want to call him... or should I?
[Calleigh and Ryan process a car.]
Ok, I've got semen on the back seat.
Along with the heels on the ceiling, it stands to reason.
CACSI Accounting Tech
You aware that Al Capone was brought down by an accountant.
You bragging or d'you have something for me?
Can you think of anyone who might have especially hated Simon?
IBIRS Agent Boone
We're tax collectors, everyone hates us.
There's a lot of blood.
Two holes in the chest will do that to you.
TDTimothy Dawson
[About the Authorities.] You think they even care about "the people" anymore?
Some of us do.
RERussell Edge
She's a liar!
Yeah, well, they all are after we divorce 'em.
That's two in one day.
IRS agents.
That's correct.
Think there's any connection?
It's tax season.
S3 E20Killer Date
All these sheers and no one saw the murder?
In a place like this, sex and murder might be indistinguishable.
[About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.]
Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?
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