If you want any real attention in this world, you've got to have blond hair and blue eyes... no offense.
None taken, my eyes are green.
S2 E4Death Grip
[Horatio walks out on Calleigh, without saying anything, after coming to a conclusion.]
Okay! Bye! Keep me posted!
S2 E5The Best Defense
Club where people come when the door guy turns you down everywhere else.
So this is your hangout, Speed.
You know, did you ever think about taking up stand-up comedy or something like that? Because you're really very funny.
Angelo's got nice taste in cars.
Hard to go wrong when you spend 80 grand.
According to the vic, this cowboy came through the front door, guns blazing.
I wonder if he tied up his horse.
You know she stabbed him eight times?
Yeah, you've told me that eight times.
S2 E6Hurricane Anthony
Yeah, but you know, I was thinking. If he hadn't have stolen from the mob, then he never would have become a beach bum in Florida, and then he never would have got picked up by the hurricane. Then if he hadn't got picked up by the hurricane, he would have never hit Burton's car, and if it wasn't for hitting Burton's car, Burton would have gotten away with murder.
[smiling] Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.
[smiling] They do alleviate global warming.
[to Eric] She's way too cheerful.
[Carrying two heavy boxes.] You were supposed to meet me at the truck...
I figured you could use the exercise. It's good for you.
Thank you.
Well, assumption is the mother of disaster...
Got a category-2 hurricane and we get sent out to a traffic incident. What's up with Dispatch?
They're slammed with thousands of calls, so we take them one at a time till order's been restored.
I'd hate to see what a category-4 looks like.
So would Dispatch.
So, God exhales and everything goes sideways, huh?
... We also found blood inside your car.
SSuspect
[pause] You found blood?
Yeah. Your blood. So either you're a hemophiliac - which I doubt - or you were up to no good on Hurricane Day.
S2 E7Grand Prix
EMErnest Mansfield
[To Horatio.] What are you, a shoe salesman? Shoo, you're boring me!
JLJohn Leary
Like I said, accidents happen.
That's quite true, but so... so does murder.
[Eric and Speed are searching for evidence]'
Eric Delko CART scrutineers hand out the pop-up valves...
Tim Speedle [cutting him off] What'd you say?
Eric Delko Scrutineers. That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.
Tim Speedle Well, they might, you shouldn't.
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