[As she holds a gun to Hank Kerner's head, just like he's done to all his victims] How does it feel?
S1 E24Body Count
Will you stay with Speedle tonight? Or Delko?
Actually, I'm gonna stay here.
Then I'm gonna stay with you.
OK. So long as we're clear you're doing it for you and not for me.
Crystal-clear.
SOStewart Otis
I will get out. It's my nature.
And I'll be waiting. That's my nature.
One man's family album is another man's porn.
Where were you? I called you three times.
Had my phone on vibrate, I was, uh...a little busy.
Yeah?
Didn't want to be interrupted.
Busy with the left hand?
Funny.
One minute, you're running the world, and the next, you're in a six-by-six.
S2 E1Blood Brothers
Eric (To Speed, holding a dead rat): Hey! Check this out. How did that get from your apartment to there is what I want to know...
Yeah, that's funny.
CCClavo Cruz
You're not gonna catch me floating around in international waters, Caine!
But you know what? I'm gonna catch you doing something...
CCClavo Cruz
You're threatening me, Caine?
That's not a threat. That's a guarantee!
S2 E2Dead Zone
Are you a religious man?
After a fashion.
S2 E3Hard Time
The Emergency Room is not the Medical Examiner!
You got Tourette's or something, man?
And the dead girl wasn't dead
S2 E4Death Grip
I'm the fiber king, so what are you going to do?.
[Calleigh and Speed are watching a "hot" video tape, strictly for business purposes.]
Well, that's different.
Someone's been doing yoga.
CWCo-worker
You guys have a stapler?
No, but you are the third one to ask in the last 10 minutes. Do you want us to burn you a copy?
JGJake Grant, a journalist
It's a list of names...
Yes. In the last 12 months, Jake, 7 Hispanic girls and 5 black girls disappeared right here in Miami and not one of them made it to the front page.
JGJake Grant
What's your point?
What's my point? Make it your next story!
So I guess the kidnapper was driving a red sports car. It's not exactly subtle...
Neither is murder.
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