Well doctor, I don't have any sort of fancy medical degree, but I'd venture to guess that this victim died due to a head injury.
Incorrect.
S8 E10Count Me Out
Alright, look lady! If you do not get into that car without further incident, then I am happy to add resisting arrest to your rap sheet!
OMiss Olsen
Remember, I pay your salary.
Then I deserve a raise.
S8 E11Delko For The Defense
Zack Finley is not our guy. In fact I don't even know if he's a guy!
Oh, come on, didn't you pat him down at the crime scene?
Yeah, for a gun.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, so you're saying...
Let me spell it out for you, the guy doesn't have the equipment.
S8 E12Show Stopper
This dress is so tiny. She always looks so much bigger on stage.
Oh, yeah? Were you a Phoenicks fan?
Weren't you?
No, Walter. I'm not an eleven year old girl.
Whatever man, Phoenicks was on fire.
Literally.
S8 E13Die By The Sword
Hey, Travis, let me ask you something. What kind of messed up world we living in when a guy can't go for a stroll without getting cut in half?
TTravis
The same kind of world that keeps me employed, I suppose.
S8 E14In The Wind
Hey, did she get her hearing checked out yet?
I told her she's a liability until she...
I can hear you both clear as a bell.
You heard that?
Well, yeah, I went to the doctor. I, uh, got this little hearing aid.
Check it out!
She's like the Bionic Woman, now.
Frank, does Phillip Hale have a record?
No, he's clean, but I pulled up his social security number to find out where he works.
And what'd you get?
Well, when he's not running over old ladies, he's a a caddie at the Forty Palms country club.
S8 E15Miami, We Have A Problem
JJody
What?
NNeal
Nothing!
JJody
No, go ahead, say it!
NNeal
I knew there'd be no traffic.
JJody
Fine. Next time we'll leave when you want to.
NNeal
No, no, no! That's okay, this is fine. This is better actually, because we can stare at this tree for 45 minutes.
Maybe our victim's an alien.
Nah, I feel like Tom would have mentioned the green blood by now.
Unless Tom's an alien too. Covering up the truth. Would explain a lot about Tom.
S8 E16L.A.
You're a pornographer, Mr. Enright.
EEnright
It's adult entertainment. It's a multibillion-dollar business. A very legitimate movie business.
Well, then, roll credits, Mr. Enright.
Enright': I'm sorry?
That's a wrap.
That's your story? You're gonna stick with that?
CCoop
Not only am I gonna stick with it, but it's the truth, pint-size.
I'm 5-9.
CCoop
[laughs] My pants are 5-9.
S8 E17Getting Axed
[To Tom, who is up an elevator shaft trying to separate the victim from the elevator] Hey Tom! You still up there?
No, Ryan, I'm on lunch break.
DDave
You can change all you want. You can't escape your past.
S8 E18Dishonor
[Catching Kyle staring at a waitress.] Subtle.
Yeah, well, twelve month tour in Basra will do that to you, I guess. You know, I think she likes me.
I think it's the uniform.
Yeah, more like the man wearing it.
S8 E19Spring Breakdown
What kind of a person does that? I mean just puts a girl out with the laundry.
Well, blame it on Spring break. Guys think it's just a vacation from common decency, they can do whatever the hell they want to do with no, no consequences.
Well, I tell you what. There are gonna be consequences.
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