Kyle quotes from CSI: Miami

Kyle

[with Horatio] Look, Dad, if it comes to that, I want you to put me in the driver's seat!

Horatio

It doesn't work that way, Kyle.

Tara

Aspirin is my friend.

Kyle

That didn't look like an aspirin.

Tara

I don't have to explain myself to you, Kyle.

Tara

Aspirin has been a friend.

Kyle

Didn't really look like aspirin.

Tara

Excuse me?

Kyle

I'm just saying...

Tara

I don't need to explain myself to you, Kyle.

Horatio

[Catching Kyle staring at a waitress.] Subtle.

Kyle

Yeah, well, twelve month tour in Basra will do that to you, I guess. You know, I think she likes me.

Horatio

I think it's the uniform.

Kyle

Yeah, more like the man wearing it.