CSI: Miami quotes

Horatio

That bike was seen leaving a murder scene this morning.

Frank

It means it's state's evidence.

Take it, it's yours.

Frank

Well, by setting that fire you're interfering with an ongoing murder investigation.

It's my property. You can't arrest me for trashing my own bike.

Horatio

It's your property. Did you drive it this morning?

Nah, not today.

Horatio

Who did?

See, that's why I love my neighbors. We share everything. We all ride that bike. Are you gonna arrest us all?

Horatio

Yeah, I am.

Calleigh

[entering the morgue] You know I'm not supposed to be down here.

Alexx

[looking at Calleigh] Calleigh, honey. They said you couldn't work the field. Does this look like the field to you, baby?

Calleigh

I don't know what happened, I was just at a brunch, down the street.

Delko

Are you going to be O.K?

Calleigh

There was a women in that building.

Calleigh

An innocent women.

Delko

Listen Calleigh I gotta ask you something, but I don't want you to take it the wrong way. I know you're off duty, but have you been drinking?

Calleigh

You know the paramedic asked me that question. I had 2 mimosas, but it doesn't have anything to do with what happened, it's my day off.

Delko

You don't have to explain it to me I understand, I believe you. It's just not me you gotta worry about.

Alexx

[Calleigh enters the morgue] Hey Calleigh.

Calleigh

Hi.

Alexx

I just finished up our girl, so she was a nanny huh?

Calleigh

Yes and seemingly a very good one.

Alexx

Your parents were well off, did you ever have a nanny?

Calleigh

Hmm...heh... I wish. It'd be nice to have a voice of reason in that house.

Calleigh

You know my mom she was... I don't know she was really more a friend than an authority figure, and my dad is just...

Calleigh

Well we all know that story.

Those weapons were headed to the Middle East, where they'd end up being used on our own troops.

Tripp

Well you forgot to collect the guns.

Ryan

It's like he lay down and died.

Horatio

I'm sure he had help.

Ryan

Hey Ken, how goes it?

It goes Wolfe. Be better if I hadn't started it seeing that woman in there.

Calleigh, you needed to see me.

Calleigh

Yes, I was wondering if you could take those four cans of glass that we got from the crime scene and run them through DNA.

Every piece?

Calleigh

Yeah.

Delko

Yeah, we're gonna need it ASAP, okay?

Sure, and while I'm at it I'll find a way to end global warming and finish that proof of the unified field theory I've been working on.

But trust me, this isn't a group of killers.

Tripp

Well, someone was the exception to the rule.

Alexx

Wait a minute, so the bride went to the bachelor party at a strip club?

Delko

Gentleman's club.

Alexx

What's the difference?

Delko

The difference? I can afford to get into a strip club.

Calleigh

No, if we do we'll be in touch.

Touching's extra.

Calleigh

This is a very sexy day at the office.

Calleigh

If you tell anyone I did this I'll kill you.

Eric Delko

[pounding on the door; door breaks open] Where is she?

Dan Cooper

I don't know!

Eric Delko

What the hell are you doing, huh? What are you doing, Cooper? [Eric shoves Cooper to the ground]

Dan Cooper

I was just having a little bit of fun, man, all right? Little Miss Perfect needed to be taken down a notch or two. So I videotaped her. So what?

Eric Delko

Videotape? You've been harassing her on the website, and now she's missing.

Dan Cooper

Well, Calleigh's a big girl, she can take care of herself.

Eric Delko

She can take care of herself? You posted her new number on the website!

Dan Cooper

It's not against the law.

Eric Delko

Yeah? What if some felon, what if some felon calls her out to a location, huh? You think about that? [Dan is silent] Yeah, that's what I thought. If something happens to her, Cooper, I'm going to come back here and kill you.

Calleigh Duquesne

I'd rather die then let you touch me.

Calleigh Duquesne

I'd rather die than have you touch me.