This isn't about you and me, is it?
I've got one dead ATF Agent, and you're missing your standard-issue firearm. Trust me, Jake--this time, it's all about you.
S5 E2Going Under
So we have to collect oil samples from all these?
That's right.
[Cooper goes over to a bike, looks at in confusion.]
Problem, Coop?
No, no, no problem.
You don't know where the oil cap is, do you?
I'm just more of a four-wheel type guy.
Natalia, you don't need to ask permission to work a case, okay? Matter of fact, the more you ask, the more we think you can't do it.
Then get out of my way.
That's what I'm talking about.
HHawk
Won't let up, huh? Hard up to get me on something... Hey, I didn't pay the license on my Rottweiler.
Maybe I'll add that to the list.
I let you take me down, you know that, right?
Oh, that's right, let's see...you were first in our class, the academy star...Only scared of failure.
I mean, you could've been first, if you weren't so distracted by that guy you were seeing. What was his name? Oh, yeah! That was me!
S5 E3Death Pool 100
You know, your knowledge of the fashion world it's--it's impressive. Do you have something you want to tell me?
What? My ex-wife's favorite designer, she put me in hock with that stuff.
Okay, if that's your story.
What was Dakota Hudson famous for, anyway?
Lip synching, club openings, red carpet events...Oh! She was in the video for that Australian band that was from England...
My gun was used to kill someone?
Yeah, any chance you were holding it at the time?
S5 E4If Looks Could Kill
How do we do that?
We go old-school. We knock and talk.
Is there a reason Jason would want Steve dead?
AAbby
They're models, they all want to kill each other.
[After finding a second dead model.]
Wow. Modeling is suddenly the most dangerous job in Miami.
Steve carry a cell phone?
He's a model, he probably lived on one.
I don't know, but I just wanna kill him.
I can understand that, but you might not want to say it out loud.
I'm sorry, you killed him for a modelling job?
JJason
I was the one. I had the cheek implants in Mexico, I did the steroids. I risked my life for this look.
I think that you are going to take a fantastic booking photo.
S5 E5Death Eminent
First murder on the books in this part of town, not what you bargain for when you buy your chunk of the American dream.
And then your dream becomes a nightmare.
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