The last time I was in church was when Kurt Cobain died.
S1 E5Ashes To Ashes
What d'you got?
A car explosion, burn victim, checking for cognac used as an accelerant. Beat that?
Yeah. I got a priest shot with a rifle, dead, in a church.
Not bad.
Not bad?
Not bad.
It's at least a draw, you're not gonna beat me with a burned-out car.
Boys and their measuring sticks.
Here is what we're gonna do. Go to this address, with a photograph of Douglas and ask Artie if he has recently sold any strawberry-scented rubber teddies.
Artie's Adult Playground?
You know Artie?
Do you know Artie?
Just go to the address, Eric.
Who would want to kill a priest?
Nowadays...anyone.
[To Jeffrey Douglas] Before you go...I wanted to...show you...a photograph. Take a look at that. Do you know who that is? That's your daughter. This is what she would have looked like on her second birthday, had you not killed her and her mother. Know this, my friend. Every year on this child's birthday, I am going to haunt you. I am going to be all over you till I get what I need to put you in jail. Understand? [Douglas stares at Horatio and says nothing] Do you understand what I'm saying?
Okay, I can tell you that this was done with an excimer laser and its inscription point was no more than three microns in diameter.
[Chuckles.] Okay, how do you know that, though? Were you a jewel thief in another life or what?
Well, in another life, I incarcerated many a jewel thief.
What is it?
More importantly, what was it?
S1 E6Broken
LSLaw Student
Excuse me.
Yeah, can I help you?
LSLaw Student
Look, I'm a third-year law student from U. of M.
Congratulations.
LSLaw Student
And I know that it's illegal for you guys to keep us here.
You know what? You're right, actually, but as a human being, I think you have an obligation to cooperate like everyone else. So why don't you get back in line for me, okay? Thank you.
[About the playground for children the murder occurred at.]
This place is a buffet for these creeps.
[To an impatient man about him being allowed to leave the scene]
No, no, you can't. You know why? Because now you're a suspect, so go ahead and get comfortable. Legally. [Man walks away] (To himself) Jackass.
That's our last lifter!
(impatiently) There are more in the van!
CCalliegh
(shuffling on her knees to look at the print) Now that's juciy!
Yes it is!
(softly as not to startle her) Calleigh?
(wakes up suddenly) Oh My God I'm so sorry! I closed my eyes for just a second!
(smiles) Don't worry about it! You're a morning person!
(panicking about looking weak in front of her boss) Horatio, I don't know what happened!
You're fine!
What do you want in your coffee?
(looks away from him blushing) Sugar!
(laughs from down the hall)
She's talking to someone but whoever it is stayed off camera! Where are you?
I'm walking past the bowling display where the toys are mounted onto the wall!
Ok, I don't see you! Hello, Handsome! I see your hand!
How far was she from the wall?
About three feet!
What about the guy in the Acapulco t-shirt? He give prints?
No but do you think we can arrest him based on the fact that it's a little too creepy to be in one of these places without a kid?
Do you have any ridge builder lotion?
In my kit.
Can you hold my shoe prints?
Yeah!
(takes her hair down then puts ridge builder lotion over her hands) Hi, I'm Calleigh Dusquene!
BRBob Repin
Bo Repkin!
Your last name is Repkin?
BRBob Repkin
Yeah!
(claps as she passes him her clip board)
There you go!
Thank you!
Can you take my shoe prints pack to the lab?
Yes!
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