Natalia Boa Vista quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

The profiler. It's electromagnetic, so it picks up more than a metal detector.

Natalia

Yeah... but so far all we've got is an iPod, four beer bottles and a beach towel. But no fiber glass blister with the drugs.

Natalia

[About Cole Telford.] Doesn't he work on Jason Billings' boat?

Eric

I guess, when he's not smuggling drugs from Cuba.

Ryan

What do you think I should I do?

Natalia

Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.

Horatio

Miss Boa Vista, are you okay?

Natalia

I've never been first on the scene before, you know, without Alexx. Just... it's weird. I feel like he was trying to talk to me, like trying to tell me what happened.

Horatio

He is trying to talk to us. And we... are listening.

Calleigh

That's a very confident stride for somebody who's late to work.

Natalia

I know. I'm very sorry, but I had to stop and pick up a little addition to my wardrobe. (shows her gun)

Calleigh

You got your gun qualification. Congratulations.

Natalia

Thank you. (smirks) Now I can back you up for a change.

Calleigh

I can use it.

Natalia

Maybe she was trying to impress you. [Eric rolls his eyes] Score one for the new medical examiner.

Eric

And she's cute, too.

Natalia

I'll bet, Romeo.

Ryan

Great, we got a match. Pacifier belongs to Sophie Walsh.

Natalia

Yes and no. I'm running it again.

Ryan

What for?

Natalia

Because if they were right the first time, then these results change everything.

Ryan

But the result said that the pacifier belonged to Sophie.

Natalia

Yeah, but who does Sophie belong to?

Natalia

What does a girl usually do before a date?

Ryan

Make me wait in the living room with her cat?

Oh, hey, you are one smokin' lady. I could get you a magazine cover like that.

Natalia

Awesome. Can you get this dirtbag out of here and I'll bag everything up?

Natalia

A few black sequins missing. Can we keep this for our investigation?

Really?

Natalia

Yeah, you'll get it back. I'll give you a receipt.

I better not see a picture of you wearing it in Ocean Drive.

Natalia

Thank you. [To Jesse] Wow, don't come between a girl and her dress.

Walter

Hey, did she get her hearing checked out yet?

Ryan

I told her she's a liability until she...

Natalia

I can hear you both clear as a bell.

Walter

You heard that?

Natalia

Well, yeah, I went to the doctor. I, uh, got this little hearing aid.

Walter

Check it out!

Ryan

She's like the Bionic Woman, now.

I'm Rachel Brooks, the new girl.

Natalia

Nice to meet you. I'm Natalia.

Natalia Boa Vista. I know. We studied you at the academy.

Natalia

That's scary. Bad? Good?

Really good!

Natalia

Okay. Scary.

Natalia Boa Vista

Stoning; that's a bit archaic.

Horatio Caine

Downright Biblical!

Natalia

Hey Tom, look at how Ryan's holding his shovel!

Ryan

Hey Tom, also make a note of how Ryan's doing all the shoveling by himself.

Natalia

We bent over backwards for you. I stood in that court and I stood up for you, and I told that judge that you were a changed man, and you tried to kill us?

You know what you got me? You got me nothing. Nothing!

Natalia

No, now you've got nothing! If you come at me one more time, I will put a bullet in your brain. Do you understand me?