Calleigh Duquesne quotes from CSI: Miami

When the show premieres, we got twelve nervous, young women, all longing to fall for a man they don't know. But from day one, they know me. I'm the familiar face, so it's natural that they turn to me for comfort, reassurance.

Calleigh

To improve their chances of winning?

Hey, I'm just the host. It's not my fault if they think it has some bearing. So I have a healthy sex drive, you're going to through me in jail for that?

Calleigh

You know what? If I could, I would because there are also a lot of gentlemen in there who need comfort and reassurance.

Calleigh

So, we took a look at all the footage and we saw your fight with Grace.

Right, and you think that's motive? Guess I did one hell of a job.

Calleigh

Are you confessing?

To the fact that I'm a kick-ass actress? Totally.

My clerk tells me you want to cash a check for $100,000?

Ryan

Actually we want to give you an "I Owe You."

Funny. Get out of here or I'm gonna call the cops.

Calleigh

We are the cops!

Calleigh

Well, the interviews are today, so hopefully the nightmare will be over in and Eric can come back to work.

Ryan

Or you could both lose your jobs.

Calleigh

That's not very positive.

Calleigh

Alright, look lady! If you do not get into that car without further incident, then I am happy to add resisting arrest to your rap sheet!

Remember, I pay your salary.

Calleigh

Then I deserve a raise.

Calleigh

What kind of a person does that? I mean just puts a girl out with the laundry.

Tripp

Well, blame it on Spring break. Guys think it's just a vacation from common decency, they can do whatever the hell they want to do with no, no consequences.

Calleigh

Well, I tell you what. There are gonna be consequences.

Eric

Babe, work will still be here tomorrow. You should be back at the hospital.

Calleigh

Yeah, you know...you've had this job before. You know sometimes there are just things you need to do. [about the dead boy] It's the strangest thing, but I feel like I knew him. [to the boy] Rest in peace.

My dad's gone now, and...my mom...I thought maybe... we could stay with you for a while. Before that.

Calleigh

Oh, Austin...

Pretty stupid, isn't it?

Calleigh

No. That's not stupid. I would love to be able to say...that I could take you and your sister. But I have this job. And it's a big one. And it takes a lot of my time. And it... it asks a lot of me. Sometimes too much.

Calleigh

Listen, do you know where Melrose Gramercy is?

Delko

She's here in MDPD with her father.

Calleigh

Keep an eye on her for me, would you? You know what I say when it comes to kids?

Delko

Yeah. Trust no one. I know.

Walter

Sam O., I got something.