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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 2, Episode 1

Greg and Nick in “Burked”

Oh, is that alcohol on a bug bite? That's like butter on burns, man. Wives' tale.

Yeah, this is the guy who told me to put hemorrhoid cream on my acne.

Worked, didn't it?

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