Wendy quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Hodges

The suspect hides the murder weapon in plain sight, in her auto shop class. It's pretty sophisticated for a high school girl, right?

Wendy

Well, she's definitely more sophisticated than the ones you chat with on the Twilight message boards.

Hodges

It's a teaching exercise.

Wendy

It's an exercise in self-love.

Hodges

Just play along and be a role model, please?

Wendy

Uh, no. Why would I play along with you?

Hodges

Because if you can't even imagine yourself out in the field, how will you ever expect Ecklie to?

So why lie?

Wendy

I guess I'm afraid that maybe I'm gonna wake up one morning and I'm gonna think that I spent most of my life fighting crime in a test tube.

Just because something is the size of a molecule doesn't mean that it can't be filled with intrigue and excitement. CSIs gather the evidence, but analysis is really what gives it meaning. You need both to find the truth.

Wendy

How is he [Nick]?

Hodges

I'm assuming he's okay, because he wants us to bring him a pizza or he's gonna kick our asses.