Crossing Jordan quotes

…The little guy in the green threads, what was his name?

Chill.

Perverted little leprechaun, rubbed me the wrong way.

Spread 'em Nigel!

Nigel

I'd rather not.

: Is that bruising there where the sun don't shine?

Nigel

Uh-uh!

I don't know how I missed it. That's from the barrel of a 45. Talk about hiding the evidence.

Nigel

Ouch!

Jordan

…Would you ever do it? Just walk away from everything, start fresh?

No, ma'am, taking off isn't my style. How 'bout yourself?

Jordan

Oh, I'm famous for it. Jobs, friends, the occasional man. It's probably why I was interested in this case.

And all this time I thought it was cause of me.

Jordan

Truce?

It's against my better judgment!

Jordan

Don't worry, it takes time for the venom to recharge!

…When did everything get so complicated?

Jordan

Gosh, I don't know, maybe when you started seeing two women?

Jordan

How come we never had the sex talk?

Max

[puts down the box of bottles] The what?

Jordan

The sex talk. The birds and the bees.

Max

Jeez, Jordan. It's a little late for that, don't you think?

Lily

They took his lungs, his liver, and a kidney.

Bug

And all he got was a lousy t-shirt.

Bug

Bring on the marmalade. He's already toast.

[holding up a stethoscope] You still talk to God through this thing?

Jordan

Nah, we e-mail now.

Bug

You might want to tread lightly, Lily.

Lily

I tried that. Now I'm strapping on the stillettos.

Lily

Detective Wood, right?

Woody

Yeah, Woody.

Lily

Woody, huh?

Jordan

Bug, you rock.

Bug

Yeah, I know.

Woody

The District Attorney is having my ass for dinner and as tasty as that may seem it doesn't leave me much to sit on.

Woody

I don't get it! What's a nice young sweet girl like Lily doing hanging around with a bunch of dead bodies all day long?

Jordan

As opposed to a bitter old messed up broad like me?

I'm late.

Late.

Yeah.

How late?

Two weeks..and counting.

Is there any chance that it's just not coming back?

Nooo. But thanks for that.