You need me to remind you that anything is possible. You need a constant thorn in your ass. And like it or not, I'm that thorn.
S2 E1There's No Place Like Home
[referring to the mealworms] Often used in museums to clean bones to a highly polished finish.
Well, that's all fine and... disgusting, but how does it help us?
I've got problems, Garret.
There's an understatement.
I don't trust her.
Why's that?
She insists on calling me Mahesh. Only my parents call me Mahesh. It's creepy.
All right, stay here. I'll handle this.
What?!
You think this guy's gonna want to talk to you after you chased him down and stuck a gun in his face?
Good point.
If I give you your job back, don't you ever run away again.
I will try not to.
S2 E2Bombs Away
Look Jordan, I have been acting like kind of a jerk lately.
You know what? Forget it. After all I put you through I probably had it coming.
No, I--I still feel like I owe you an apology.
Oh, I don't want an apology.
What do you want?
Breakfast!
I could wring your neck for taking a chance like that. Thanks for saving my ass.
Couldn't let a sweet piece like this go to waste, could I!
I should have never left Wisconsin.
Do me a favor, Woody. Let me know when you stop being mad at me 'cause it's really starting to wear thin.
I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad. It just seems you lost the ability to see anyone else's point of view.
I hate to break it to you, but I never had that ability.
(to dead body) Well, looks like you're the only one around here I can talk to.
You're in the deep end now, and you're gonna have to learn how to swim. (edit)
S2 E13Strangled
Why am I always the killer pervert?
Is he?
Well, he did play the Milwaukee Bondage Killer.
MMacy
And before that he was the Ice Cream Rapist of '77.
JMJordan, Macy
Killer perv.
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