We're communicating.
Vertically or horizontally?
TV show quotes
We're communicating.
Vertically or horizontally?
Woody.
Doc. Stuck together again. Must be karma, huh?
Either that or you keep telling dispatch to request me.
[singsong] Jordan's got a boyfriend.
Oh, you wanna yank on my pigtails too, Nige? 'Cause I got cheerleading practice.
Come on, that sweet country innocence. Those sparkling blue eyes.
I would chew him up, and spit him out.
Now that sounds like fun!
[Jordan wakes Woody at his office desk.]
Woody. Time for school.
Five more minutes, mama.
Mama? I haven't heard that one in a while.
S-triple X-tc dot com. Gee, I was expecting something--
Dirtier? Welcome to the new millennium, Wood. White collar meets spiked collar.
Traditionally, when you invite someone over for dinner, you're supposed to do the cooking.
Fine. Then you come over here and write the bait to these two sickos.
Putting yourself out there to lure these guys from behind their computers. I don't know how you talked me into this.
Because you failed to come up with a better idea.
I think I'm starting to rub off on you, farmboy.
Thanks for dinner. Uh, and for letting me talk you into another hare-brained scheme.
I'm not going to put you in a situation where you are in danger.
I can take care of myself, cowboy.
Was she always this way?
Always.
Hot damn! Woah! I-I-I-I, mean, you have a very lovely daughter, Mr. Cavanaugh. Very smart.
There is no why. People are sick, end of story. Sweep it under the rug. Move on.
Wouldn't it be great if you actually believed that?
I'm probably making the biggest mistake of my life!
Well, there's no argument there.
What a waste, huh?
Um, yeah, he was so young.
I'm talking about the suit. Three G's easy…
Name's Cavanaugh.
Yeah, you my new therapist?
Nope, you better hope not…
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