Jordan quotes from Crossing Jordan

Jordan

Truth is, I don't care if I die, that's my whole problem, that's what the shrinks told me when I was fifteen.

Jordan

I had this guy's brain in my hand, so I couldn't very well punch him, right?

Jordan

I wanna find out what my corpse's license plate was doing on your corpse's ass.

Jordan

It's a little early for sphincter level 10, Garrett, even for you.

Jordan

[to Nigel] I'd say the chances of that can be expressed mathematically as.... diddly over squat.

Jordan

Geek free version please.

Jordan

You rock my world, Nige.

Jordan

Look, I happen to believe in science. Science is my friend. Science doesn't let me down.

Jordan

I think I'm starting to rub off on you, farmboy.

Jordan

Thanks for dinner. Uh, and for letting me talk you into another hare-brained scheme.

Jordan

You need me to remind you that anything is possible. You need a constant thorn in your ass. And like it or not, I'm that thorn.

Jordan

(to dead body) Well, looks like you're the only one around here I can talk to.

Five jobs in four years, that's impressive.

Jordan

You know me, short attention span.

That means you're a pain in the ass. And I say that with love. The good news is it's not too late to change. You don't have to be an obnoxious driven zealot your whole life.

Jordan

Again said with love right?

Wanna go grab some coffee? It's not like shes going anywhere.

Jordan

Is that supposed to be funny?

Nah, I'm just saying.

Jordan

Look, this might be some kind of joke to you, but someone butchered her. She could be somebody's daughter, somebody's mother.