Woody quotes from Crossing Jordan

Woody

Hot damn! Woah! I-I-I-I, mean, you have a very lovely daughter, Mr. Cavanaugh. Very smart.

Woody

The District Attorney is having my ass for dinner and as tasty as that may seem it doesn't leave me much to sit on.

Woody

I should have never left Wisconsin.

Jordan

Woody.

Woody

Doc. Stuck together again. Must be karma, huh?

Jordan

Either that or you keep telling dispatch to request me.

Jordan

Woody. Time for school.

Woody

Five more minutes, mama.

Jordan

Mama? I haven't heard that one in a while.

Woody

S-triple X-tc dot com. Gee, I was expecting something--

Jordan

Dirtier? Welcome to the new millennium, Wood. White collar meets spiked collar.

Woody

Traditionally, when you invite someone over for dinner, you're supposed to do the cooking.

Jordan

Fine. Then you come over here and write the bait to these two sickos.

Woody

Putting yourself out there to lure these guys from behind their computers. I don't know how you talked me into this.

Jordan

Because you failed to come up with a better idea.

Woody

I'm not going to put you in a situation where you are in danger.

Jordan

I can take care of myself, cowboy.

Woody

Was she always this way?

Max

Always.

Jordan

There is no why. People are sick, end of story. Sweep it under the rug. Move on.

Woody

Wouldn't it be great if you actually believed that?

Lily

Detective Wood, right?

Woody

Yeah, Woody.

Lily

Woody, huh?

Woody

I don't get it! What's a nice young sweet girl like Lily doing hanging around with a bunch of dead bodies all day long?

Jordan

As opposed to a bitter old messed up broad like me?

Woody

I know that look.

Jordan

What's that?

Woody

The let me see if I can slam my head against this wall without feeling it look. Haven't you been in enough trouble lately?

Jordan

Actually I'm just getting started.

Bug

[referring to the mealworms] Often used in museums to clean bones to a highly polished finish.

Woody

Well, that's all fine and... disgusting, but how does it help us?

Woody

All right, stay here. I'll handle this.

Jordan

What?!

Woody

You think this guy's gonna want to talk to you after you chased him down and stuck a gun in his face?

Jordan

Good point.