They took his lungs, his liver, and a kidney.
And all he got was a lousy t-shirt.
Bring on the marmalade. He's already toast.
MMacy
[holding up a stethoscope] You still talk to God through this thing?
Nah, we e-mail now.
You might want to tread lightly, Lily.
I tried that. Now I'm strapping on the stillettos.
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