Max quotes from Crossing Jordan

Max

Jordan, you can't go through life poking everyone but God in the eye!

Max

Thirty-eight years on the force I learned one thing, it's easy to kill someone, it's hard to live with it.

Max

Something you'll learn eventually--what's right isn't necessarily the truth.

Max

Jordan, you remember what we said, if there's any danger, we call the police.

Jordan

It's a van full of laundry, how dangerous can it be?!?

Max

Rough one, huh?

Jordan

Yeah.

Max

I know you, Jordan. When you become monosyllabic, you've got a serious problem.

Max

All I wanted to do is hold your hand and be there for you.

Jordan

That sounds pretty good right now.

Max

That I can do.

Max

What do you think of this place?

Jordan

It's big... old... empty...

Max

Well, I bought it!

Jordan

What?! How did you pay for it?

Max

I scrapped some money together...

Jordan

How?

Max

Well... I got a nice severance package when I left the force... and I had some money put away for you...

Jordan

I have an inheritance?

Max

You don't now!

Woody

Was she always this way?

Max

Always.

Jordan

How come we never had the sex talk?

Max

[puts down the box of bottles] The what?

Jordan

The sex talk. The birds and the bees.

Max

Jeez, Jordan. It's a little late for that, don't you think?