We all know Jordan didn't kill anybody, but we need to prove it quick before she gets herself in more trouble.
Yeah, cause two murders and violating the terms of her bail isn't bad enough.
S6 E1Retribution
Dr.… didn't catch the name.
I didn't throw it.
Leave Dr. Switzer alone, she has a job to do.
Thank you. I appreciate the support, Dr. Macy.
You don't have my support, You're here over my objections.
Then I appreciate the candor.
[Jordan and Garret are Outside Judge Gordon's office.]
Ok, there's his office… and I'm sorry.
For what?
[Jordan punches him in the stomach.]
Heart attack, go with it.
S6 E2Shattered
[Bug and Nigel are sorting through the body parts of the woman hit on the highway.]
All the kings' horses.
All the kings' men.
Nice guys, real nice. The woman's in a million pieces and you guys are quoting fairy tales.
Actually, it's a nursery rhyme.
Swytzer?
Switzer.
Switzer, sorry. See, when you come to a new place it's good to make an effort to learn the culture.
Excuse me?
Pushy is not your best option here.
Why, because you've cornered the market?
[Nigel confronts Kate, the brusque new medical examiner.]
I don't know who you are, or how you did things in New York, but there's something you need to know. Around here, we treat each other with respect. We work together. We look out for each other. We're family. So I don't know why you're here. Or what conspiracy you and Ivers got going on, but I'll tell you this. You keep harassing Miss Lebowski and I will make your life here a living hell.
KKate
Since you didn't stick around after your drive-by hissy fit, here's something you should know. I'm here to do a job. Not to make friends. I have friends. I have family. Back at home where they belong. So aside from the fact that your mere existence makes my life a living hell, as you so charmingly put it, I'm really not concerned about you. You, on the other hand… might want to be concerned about me.
S6 E333 Bullets
Beating people to stop violence makes about as much sense as bombing for peace.
LLu
What would you suggest they do? Hold hands and sing "kum-ba-yah"?
[Nigel examines a cupcake.]
It's impressive, really. How malic acid, magnesium hydroxide and modified starches can together create a lifelike facsimile of actual food…
[Kate shoves a looter back with the baseball bat.]
KKate
You are gonna be blood and guts on this floor, and then I'm gonna rip out your kidneys and I am gonna take them home and feed them to my dog, Binky. 'Cause there's nothing Binky loves more than the taste of human kidneys.
S6 E17Crash
Woody, I don't know what's gonna happen up here. But, uh, there's something I have to say. Just so ya know, uh…(Jordan takes a deep breath)…I love you.
Jordan
I'm not asking for anything here. I just, you know. Uh, I just don't want it left unsaid. Feels like my whole life I've been so focused on death. You know, my Mom, my job and uh…I think I've…I've just been afraid of really living, you know.
(Woody leans in and kisses Jordan)
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