A character in Courage the Cowardly Dog
Played by Marty Grabstein
Courage the Cowardly Dog · 164 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Courage the Cowardly Dog: in 40 of its 164 quotes
Most scenes with: Eustace Bagge (12), Muriel Bagge (12), Dr. Vindaloo (2)
[after Courage makes Macaroni and Cheese] This stinks. I hate it this way.
CourageWhat's wrong with it?
Less cheese. More macaroni. Less macaroni. More cheese! More cheese and macaroni. TOO MUCH MACARONI! Ooh, perfect! I hate macaroni and cheese.
How now, brown cow.
CourageAaaaah! The things I do for love.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. This is the worst case of boli-boli I have ever seen.
What?
CourageNo!
[Courage has transformed into a kangaroo monster and faces off against Eustace in Paris, France to save Muriel]
CouragePut Muriel down!
Make me!
[Courage is in the attic, typing on the Computer's keyboard]
You want to be a licensed therapist? A twit like you? [Courage types on the keyboard repeatedly] Okay. Don't get testy. I happen to be certified to certify. Just answer these questions and you'll have your license.
CourageMm-hm.
One: How do you spell "our time is up; pay me lots of money"? [Courage types on the keyboard repeatedly] There's no "Q" in "Cincinnati", twerp. Next question: If Johnny has three apples and Davey has two apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?
[Courage is unsure on how to answer the question]
And now, I have the strangest feeling I'm not going to explode at all. [burps up a bloated Courage, and he lands on the ground with a thud; shrinks to her normal size] Oh, my.
Hey! Who's got my carrot?! [Courage belches, laughs, and grows giant-sized; annoyed] You dumb dog.
CourageOh, no! [runs off]
Come back here with my carrot! [chases after him]
Hey, stupid dog, Muriel talking yet?
CourageMm-mm.
Well go get her to talk, dog! I wanna know if she's gonna make me breakfast!
Eustace, what took you so long?
We had to work out a deal for the rematch. If I lose, you're gonna have to pack up your things and move in with the dolphin, and be his sidekick.
[shocked] Oh, dear. [has a thought bubble about living with Jojo as a mermaid]
Courage[horrified] No!
[Courage runs down to the basement, sees Muriel above the boiling cauldron, and screams, and the Clutching Foot pins him down with his toes]
Remember us?
Yeah, remember us?
[The other villains come forward and glare down at Courage]
Courage[horrified] Oh, no!
You licked us good, see?
Cooked us good, too. Remember that?
Oh. What are you gonna do to my Courage?
Now we're gonna put the squeeze on you, see?
We interrupt this program to bring you...Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
GAH!
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere. It's up to Courage to save his new home!
[TV turns off]
Stupid dog! You made me look bad! [angrily puts on mask] OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
CourageAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Muriel BaggeThea White · 65 quotes
KatzPaul Schoeffler · 10 quotes
DLDi Lung6 quotes
Dr. VindalooPaul Schoeffler · 6 quotes
Cajun FoxPaul Schoeffler · 5 quotes
GGGoose God4 quotes
Le QuackPaul Schoeffler · 4 quotes
Nowhere NewsmanPaul Schoeffler · 4 quotes
KRKing Ramses3 quotes
SShirley3 quotes
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