[Courage is in the attic, typing on the Computer's keyboard]
You want to be a licensed therapist? A twit like you? [Courage types on the keyboard repeatedly] Okay. Don't get testy. I happen to be certified to certify. Just answer these questions and you'll have your license.
Mm-hm.
One: How do you spell "our time is up; pay me lots of money"? [Courage types on the keyboard repeatedly] There's no "Q" in "Cincinnati", twerp. Next question: If Johnny has three apples and Davey has two apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?
[Courage is unsure on how to answer the question]
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