Courage quotes from Courage the Cowardly Dog

Courage

I don't know why I'm doing this. But I like it.

[parks his truck with Muriel and Courage in tow] This looks like a crummy place to end a crummy vacation. [Thunder and lightning makes Courage scream and clings to Eustace. The family enters the lobby. The latter taps a service bell on the front desk thrice]

Katz

Welcome to the Katz Motel. I'm Katz. Would you please sign in? No dogs allowed.

Courage

But... but... [whines as Eustace brings him outside]

Muriel

Oh my...

[Ties Courage's leash to a pole] KABOOM!!! [laughs, Muriel wacks him in the head with her purse] What did I do? Stupid dog.

Muriel

Oh, Courage, don't worry, it's only for a short time. [kisses Courage before walking away] Goodnight, Courage.

Courage

Maybe a goodnight for you. You'll be in a warm bed.

[scratches his back] Can't wait to sleep in my own bed. Muriel. You hear me? (removes a part of the blanket to sit on the bed) Eh, what do you know? (lays on the bed and covers himself while mumbling quietly) ....bed... Ah. (starts snoring)

Courage

This is all your fault!

Cajun Fox

My fault?!

Courage

Yeah, you're trying to make a stew out of her!

Cajun Fox

And a right GOOD one she gonna be!

Courage

"WARNING: When using, do not get angry, do not get mad, do not get upset, or else"?

Oh my.

Dr. Vindaloo

Hmm, there's nothing to worry about. It's nothing at all. Nothing at all. The swelling is going to go down. To go down. Just keep soaking it. There's nothing to worry about. Just keep soaking it.

Muriel

[Courage stammers] Now, now, I don't want to be any trouble.

Then you shouldn't have gotten bit. Come on, you stupid dog.

Muriel

Thank you, doctor.

Dr. Vindaloo

Just keep soaking it.

Muriel, you're missing your favorite show! Muriel! [grumbles; to Courage] Go find her.

Courage

Ahhhhh!

Hey! Bring that duck back! What am I gonna serve?

Courage

Strudel.

Oh, good idea.

[looking into her crystal ball] I see... I see... I see... a yo-yo.

Courage

Yes.

I see a yo-yo. It is under the sofa.

Return the slab.

What?

Return the slab or suffer my curse.

What's your offer?

This night, you will be visited by three plagues, each worse than the last. Return the slab.

Huh. Nice try, professor. Who's he kidding? I can see the zipper on that cheap dime store costume.

Courage

Huh?

Muriel

Courage, did you leave the tap running?

Muriel

Now, Courage, it's not polite to point.

Mortal woman, I am here to pronounce eternal love for you.

Muriel

And you pronounced it perfectly.

You do not understand. I present to you an expression of my love. This gift. [magically summons an endless field of flowers and Courage growls]

Muriel

Ah, that's sweet, but I'm spoken for.

Courage

Mm-hmm.

Muriel

But thank you. I've never had an endless field of flowers before. It's very flattering.

Who was that?

Muriel

It was an admirer who offered me a field of flowers and his eternal love.

Oh. You seen my screwdriver?

Courage

That goose better not try to take Muriel away. [growls] It's true.

[heading over to Eustace's truck after hearing the sound of its horn] Oh, I have found you! I have found my true love! I have found my Queen!

Courage

[stammering] No. I am not his Queen.

[lays on top of the truck's roof] Oh, speak to me again, my Queen. Make your sounds of love and longing.

Muriel

Oh, my. I'm beginning to worry about you, Eustace. Tomorrow, we're off to see the doctor. That's all there is to it.

Courage

[wakes up, screams, and hides under the covers] This can't be happening!

[walks over to Eustace's side of the bed] Eustace… [picks him up and carries him outside the house and disappears into the puddle]

[feeling his stomach rumbling] Where's my dinner? You were gonna make hamburgers.

Courage

[checking her temperature] Is there a doctor in the house?

Muriel

Ah, Courage, you're a dear.

Well, I… If you ain't feeding me, I'm going out to get me something to eat.

Muriel

It would be lovely if you could bring me a scone from the Sweet Stuff bakery.

[growls] Okay.

Muriel

Courage, could you go along? He always forgets to get the right thing.

Courage

Oh, I know I'm not going to like this. [Eustace ends up passing the bakery along the way] But, but, but…

Shut it. Got to get me a hamburger first.

Where's my burger?

Coming right up.

Courage

Something smells fishy, or my name is Stinky Lulu, and thank goodness, it's not.

What a cute little dog. I could just eat him up.

Muriel

Oh! There's Eustace with my slipper.

Courage

[screams, then stops the iris out from closing] This still shouldn't happen to a dog. [The iris out closes on his nose] Ow!

Newsman

This is the Nowhere Emergency Broadcast System. We interrupt this program with an emergency tornado watch. This is an emergency. Watch for a tornado.

Muriel

Oh, my! A tornado! We better get to the cellar! [finds herself stuck to her chair; grunting] Oh, my! I'm stuck! Courage, I thought you used the quick-drying paint on the chair.

Courage

[reading the can] "Quick-drying Glue?!" Oh, no!